Corner Gas (TV Series)

Outside the Box (2008)

Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard

Quotes 

• [realizing that going to random funerals gives him an excuse to avoid housework, Oscar tries to team up with Wanda, who had been doing the same to avoid doing work at the gas station] 

  Oscar Leroy : Come on, it'll be fun! Dead people, sandwiches, me.

  Wanda Dollard : I work alone. I mean, I *skip* work alone.

  Oscar Leroy : I want a piece of the action. Otherwise, I've gotta make my own sandwiches!

  Brent Leroy : [entering]  Did someone say sandwiches?

  Wanda Dollard : No.

  Oscar Leroy : My friend died and uh, Wanda knows him too so we're driving to the funeral together and I was gonna grab a sandwich but there might be food there.

  Wanda Dollard : [to Brent]  I can stay here and you can go stare at a dead guy?

  Brent Leroy : No, you go.

• [Oscar and Wanda crash another funeral together, Oscar goes straight for the sandwiches when they arrive] 

  Oscar Leroy : [about the food]  This looks great.

  Wanda Dollard : Never say "this is great" at a funeral!

  Oscar Leroy : Oh, right, keep it on the q-t.

  Oscar Leroy : [loudly, unconvincingly]  Yep, we really knew him well! And it's sad when people die!

• [after Oscar goes too far by crashing Wanda's kid's birthday party, Wanda decides to turn him in] 

  Wanda Dollard : Can I talk to you for a sec? Ah, there's no pleasant way to say this, but I think someone's been crashing the funerals around here.

  Fitzy's Grandma : Really?

  Wanda Dollard : Yes.

  Fitzy's Grandma : Well, you would know, you're at almost all of them! Do you have any idea who?

  Wanda Dollard : I don't want to mention any names, but let's just say it's Oscar. Oscar Leroy. Keep an eye out. He stuffs his pockets with food.

  Fitzy's Grandma : That's terrible!

  Wanda Dollard : Yeah. I saw him fill his hat with soup once.