Captain Jack Harkness:
[Owen has just resurfaced after an attempt to kill himself by drowning] Thirty-six minutes. Not bad.
Owen Harper:
You were watching?
Captain Jack Harkness:
Skinny guy in tight jeans runs into water, I was taking pictures.
Security Guy:
Who are you?
Owen Harper:
I'm Doctor Owen Harper, and I'm having one hell of a day.