Quotes
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Captain Kevin Tidwell : Come on. So we'll get a fake beer, huh? And maybe we'll get fake drunk, and end up having fake drunk-sex - what do you say?
Dani Reese : I'd say that idea's repulsive.
Captain Kevin Tidwell : Those are the very first words each of my 3 wives spoke to me.
Dani Reese : [walks away]
Captain Kevin Tidwell : [yelling after her] And they all changed their minds.