- Chuck Bartowski: [Casey shoots Tyler with another tranquilizer] Casey, what is wrong with you? You can't do that! You'll give the guy brain damage or liver problems!
- John Casey: Too late on both counts.
- Chuck Bartowski: How much tranquilizer did you use?
- John Casey: It's high grade at a heave dose. Mr. Martin should be out for 12 to 24 hours.
- Tyler Martin: [Starts to wake up] Jet lag is brutal.
- Chuck Bartowski: Rock star metabolism.
- Sarah Walker: Well, you don't have plans, do you?
- Chuck Bartowski: Would it be so crazy if I did have plans? Plans that involved something other than fixing computers or playing hot potatoes with a thermite grenade.
- John Casey: Yes.
- Tyler Martin: [laughing as he's dancing with 2 women] Chuck, we got a problem, these girls want to take us upstairs and do despicable things to us.
- Chuck Bartowski: Tyler. TYLER! That- That's not- That's not such a great idea!
- Tyler Martin: All the best nights of my life have begun with that very sentence.
- Sarah Walker: You know, Casey's right. You could've gotten yourself killed. What exactly were you thinking?
- Chuck Bartowski: What was I thinking? I'll tell you what I was thinking. I was thinking like I *wasn't* a spy. I was trying to have a little bit of fun. And I knew the second I called you two, it would all be over!
- Sarah Walker: But you *are* a spy. And you should know better than to put yourself in a dangerous situation where *I* can't protect you!
- Chuck Bartowski: Is it really so wrong for me to want a night off? I was having a really good time until the assassins stole my pants and tried to kill me. I've earned it. I deserve it.
- [Casey shoots him with a tranquilizer dart]
- Chuck Bartowski: I'm losing consciousness.
- [Chuck falls to floor unconscious]
- Sarah Walker: CASEY!
- John Casey: My ears couldn't take it. Either that or I shoot him.
- [Takes out his weapon and cocks it]
- Sarah Walker: I don't know what's happened to you. But this is *our* job! Not only to protect Tyler, but the country and anybody else who needs protecting. We do whatever it takes, not matter what! Did you forget that?
- Chuck Bartowski: That I definitely didn't forget.
- Chuck Bartowski: You could go back to living your life again. One night of bravery, for an entire life of normalcy... I can't even tell you what I'd give for that.
- Tyler Martin: How do I know I can trust them? Your people?
- Chuck Bartowski: Because I do. They're the best. Stake my life on it everyday.
- Tyler Martin: I got one thing to say. Hello Cleavland!
- Chuck Bartowski: It's Burbank.
- Tyler Martin: Oh, I'm dyslexic.
- Chuck Bartowski: He had threatened my family, my friends, and you were just doing your job. I get that but - Sarah, the guy was unarmed. And - and you just...
- Sarah Walker: I did what I had to do. He knew who you really were. Your whole family was in danger. And I'm sorry. Sometimes I forget you never asked for all of this.
- Chuck Bartowski: I'm begging you, just once, deny yourself this pleasure.
- Tyler Martin: You're right. It's totally selfish of me.
- Chuck Bartowski: Oh good. Let's go.
- Tyler Martin: You need this much more than me.
- [locks Chuck in the room with 2 women]
- John Casey: [returning from a mission] If you're worried about Chuck, I can talk to him. Scare him straight. I'd actually enjoy that.
- Sarah Walker: Uh, no. That's okay. I'll get him under control.
- [Casey opens the door to his apartment, they both realize Chuck and Martin are gone]
- John Casey: ...Too late.
- Tyler Martin: I've never been in a situation like this before. Life or death. Pretty much living my life avoiding anything that's real.
- Chuck Bartowski: Takes some getting used to.
- John Casey: Ah, finally, a mission without Bartowski. I'm going to enjoy this!
- [Chuck opens the back door and gets in the car]
- Chuck Bartowski: Guys, where are we going? Well, come on, Casey! No time for a break, we got work to do.
- Chuck Bartowski: [In his dream] I watched you kill that FULCRUM agent in cold blood, Sarah. I am - I am not like you. Okay? I might have all these government secrets in my brain, but that does not make me a real spy. I - I need to tell you this in reality, not in my dream.
- Sarah Walker: Chuck... this isn't a dream.
- Chuck Bartowski: What is it?
- Sarah Walker: It's a nightmare!