White Out (2008)
Michelle Higgins: Hannah Lorenz
Quotes
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Hannah Lorenz : Tangent.
Nick Watson : Yes, tangent.
Hannah Lorenz : Topic.
Nick Watson : Topics? Right. Um, I had something in here about Muslim terrorists, but I was asked politely, then not so politely, then threatened by the administration that the sheer act of saying Muslim terrorists perpetuates the stereotype that Muslims are, in fact, terrorists. And what I say to that is, the moment we get a six foot two Swedish bikini model blowing up an airplane, I'll change my tune.
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Hannah Lorenz : Back to Reality with Nick Watson.
Nick Watson : Thank you. You know I've been doing this for four years. With only a brief hiatus before this past year to interrupt. And I've discussed with you all manners of silly subjects. From my comments about snipers on the borders to Canada and Mexico...
Andy Wolcienski : That's an idea I still support, by the way.
Nick Watson : It's a good idea. To my line of Pope products for the Pope's unfortunately canceled visit to the United States.
Andy Wolcienski : I still want my "Pope-On-A-Rope!"
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Nick Watson : Alright, welcome back. As much as what just happened seemed like the end of the show, surprise! Tonight it's not. Tonight we'll be catching the flipside for Tim Haas who wandered into an errant snow bank. We'll be broadcasting till the wee hours of the morning. Sit back, relax, and get ready for another dose of Reality. But first, Hannah has the news.
Hannah Lorenz : No news, just snow. I'd be surprised if anything gets done in New Hampshire tomorrow. This blizzard stretches all the way into Vermont.
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Nick Watson : Whore Michelle Fullmer will blow you for ten dollars. Her number is 928-3392, for those of you that didn't catch that, that's 928-3392. If you call within the next fifteen minutes and mention this ad, she'll give you a tongue bath for free. She'll even lick your ass...
Hannah Lorenz : You will *not* say the rest on the air.
Nick Watson : Use your imagination.
Hannah Lorenz : Nick!
