- Kanamit Queen: In a democracy, half the population wants something different than what they're getting. We've seen how that can go.
- Mrs. Jane Warren: You have all this unbelievable technology... and all you've been doing is watching television?
- Kanamit #1: Umm. All of this leg talk is making me hungry.
- Kanamit #2: Umm. Are we thinking original recipe, or extra crispy?
- Kanamit #1: Original recipe it is.
- Kanamit Queen: Nineteen-hundred-and-forty-five, the United States defeats Japan. Nineteen-hundred-and-sixty-five, The Beatles defeat the son of your "god", and so on...
- Mrs. Jane Warren: Well, no, that's not exactly right...
- The Narrator: [opening narration] Submitted for your approval, Mrs. Janet Warren. A woman who would seem to have everything. Every thing. But possessions have weight. We can't carry them all at the same time. Especially when taking an unscheduled trip into the Twilight Zone.
- The Narrator: [closing narration] Existential dread got you down? Well, Mrs. Janet Warren finally found relief, albeit for a limited time only. But buyer beware, all sales are final, here in the Twilight Zone.