Corner Gas (TV Series)

Top Gum (2008)

Darla Biccum: Gum Mother

Quotes 

• [to compete with Karen's gum machine, Hank and Oscar have a new marketing strategy. Karen reads the new sign on their machine] 

  Karen Pelly : Cruelty-free gum?

  Gum Mother : [to Karen]  You should be ashamed of your gum!

  Karen Pelly : But my gum is fine!

  Hank Yarbo : Yeah, sure. If you like hurting puppies.

  Karen Pelly : That's not true! I like puppies.

  Hank Yarbo : You hear that? She likes eating puppies!

  [kids gasp] 

  Karen Pelly : This is slander.

  Oscar Leroy : Whatever. Bunny kicker!