Corner Gas (TV Series)
Top Gum (2008)
Fred Ewanuick: Hank Yarbo
Quotes
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Karen Pelly : My gumballs aren't selling.
Hank Yarbo : Well, don't look at me. Nobody's buying my gum either.
Karen Pelly : I wonder what's going on?
Brent Leroy : [Long pause, as they just stay put] Well, the best way to solve any mystery is to stand around here doing nothing.
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Hank Yarbo : Well, there's this old saying. "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to feed a fish, round and round we go."
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[to compete with Karen's gum machine, Hank and Oscar have a new marketing strategy. Karen reads the new sign on their machine]
Karen Pelly : Cruelty-free gum?
Gum Mother : [to Karen] You should be ashamed of your gum!
Karen Pelly : But my gum is fine!
Hank Yarbo : Yeah, sure. If you like hurting puppies.
Karen Pelly : That's not true! I like puppies.
Hank Yarbo : You hear that? She likes eating puppies!
[kids gasp]
Karen Pelly : This is slander.
Oscar Leroy : Whatever. Bunny kicker!