Corner Gas (TV Series)

Top Gum (2008)

Tara Spencer-Nairn: Karen Pelly

Quotes 

• Karen Pelly : My gumballs aren't selling.

  Hank Yarbo : Well, don't look at me. Nobody's buying my gum either.

  Karen Pelly : I wonder what's going on?

  Brent Leroy : [Long pause, as they just stay put]  Well, the best way to solve any mystery is to stand around here doing nothing.

• [to compete with Karen's gum machine, Hank and Oscar have a new marketing strategy. Karen reads the new sign on their machine] 

  Karen Pelly : Cruelty-free gum?

  Gum Mother : [to Karen]  You should be ashamed of your gum!

  Karen Pelly : But my gum is fine!

  Hank Yarbo : Yeah, sure. If you like hurting puppies.

  Karen Pelly : That's not true! I like puppies.

  Hank Yarbo : You hear that? She likes eating puppies!

  [kids gasp] 

  Karen Pelly : This is slander.

  Oscar Leroy : Whatever. Bunny kicker!