Delia phones Roger to remind him that he has to call the house as Sheila at 7pm sharp. Mary and Jack enjoy their honeymoon cruise down the Mississippi. Delia reassures everyone that Sheila will arrive at any moment, but panics when Roger fails to call as planned. Meanwhile, Roger sits alone in his apartment, drinking and ignoring the ringing phone with a smile of satisfaction on his face. As the family continues to wait, Frank finally asks Delia if Sheila is real. Although she attempts to deflect and continues to lie, Delia finally realizes that Roger isn't going to call and confesses that she made up Sheila.
—Skip Eastport