The Witcher (TV Series)

Voleth Meir (2021)

Joey Batey: Jaskier

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Quotes 

• Jaskier : The Child Surprise, I've heard so much about...

  [Ciri ignores him] 

  Jaskier : Like father, like daughter.

• Jaskier : [singing]  Lock me up and sock me up/ Throw away the key/ Go fuck yourself, you whoreson/ 'Cause you're through fuckin' with me...

  Prison Guard : Sing another word, and I'll cut your tongue out!

  Jaskier : Rude.

  [Turns to a group of rodents] 

  Jaskier : Guys, your harmonies were a little pitchy.

  [to one mouse] 

  Jaskier : Gordon, you're amazing. Talent recognizes talent.

• Yarpen Zigrin : You remember my men.

  Jaskier : Of course. Good to see you all again.

  [to Geralt] 

  Jaskier : I have absolutely no recollection of any of these people.

• Geralt of Rivia : She wouldn't.

  Jaskier : She would. What? Sacrifice your Child Surprise to get her magic back? You bet your bloated biceps she would.

• Jaskier : Gah, you are always so emotional! I mean, it's just yap, yap, yap with you sometimes.

  [Mimicking Geralts voice] 

  Jaskier : "Oh, Jaskier, I'm so sad and complicated!"

  Geralt of Rivia : Shut up, Jaskier.

  Jaskier : You shut up. That's a perfect impression of you, by the way.

• Yarpen Zigrin : [Upon spotting Geralt and Jaskier]  If it isn't the White fuckin' Wolf and the big fuckin' mouth.

  [to his crew] 

  Yarpen Zigrin : Put your weapons down, numpty arseholes. This is an old friend.

  Jaskier : Uh, friends. Plural.

• Jaskier : What about Yennefer?

  Geralt of Rivia : If she's hurt Ciri, I may just have to kill her.

  Jaskier : Oh, no, well, obviously we'll kill her. We'll definitely kill her. I just haven't found a good enough jabbing stick yet.