- Peter Griffin: Magic Eight Ball, is the Fox Network sustainable in this new streaming world?
- [the Magic Eight Ball shakes and explodes]
- Peter Griffin: NOOOOO!
- Meg Griffin: What is that?
- Peter Griffin: It's my Magic Eight Ball. It is the first black ball that Kim Kardashian hasn't played with.
- Meg Griffin: Why is it filled with the blue liquid from tampon commercials?
- Peter Griffin: That's a very gross question Meg. You may take your breakfast in the attic.
- [Meg takes her plate and leaves the table sadly]
- Caillou: Dad, why are we sitting on the washing machine?
- Caillou's Dad: Because in Canada men have vaginas.
- Lois Griffin: Ow! It's those anti-bacterial wipes for the shopping carts, it's burning my eyes! FUCK!
- Lois Griffin: I can't believe Stewie finally said his first word, and it ends up being... that. Right now, every woman in my Mommy Wine Group is judging me. I may have to start drinking wine at home alone.
- Chris Griffin: Start?
- Lois Griffin: Not the day for it, Chris! Not the day!