Dance Flick (2009)

Director:

Damien Dante Wayans

Writers (WGA):

Keenen Ivory Wayans (written by) &
Shawn Wayans (written by) ...
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Release Date:

22 May 2009 (USA)

Genre:

Action | Comedy | Music

Plot:

Street dancer Thomas Uncles is from the wrong side of the tracks, but his bond with the beautiful Megan White might help the duo realize their dreams as the enter in the mother of all dance battles. |

Plot Keywords:

Gay Themed | Teenager | Teacher's Pet | Urination | Gangsta

Cast

Shoshana Bush	...	Megan
Damon Wayans Jr.	...	Thomas
Essence Atkins	...	Charity
Affion Crockett	...	A-Con
Luis Dalmasy Jr.	...	Dancer #9 (as Luis Dalmasy)
Chris Elliott	...	Ron
Christina Murphy	...	Nora
David Alan Grier	...	Sugar Bear
Amy Sedaris	...	Ms. Cameltoe
Kim Wayans	...	Ms. Dontwannabebothered
Lauren Bowles	...	Glynn
Brennan Hillard	...	Jack
George Gore II	...	Ray
Chelsea Makela	...	Tracy Transfat
Ross Thomas	...	Tyler
Shawn Wayans	...	Baby Daddy
Marlon Wayans	...	Mr. Moody
Sufe Bradshaw	...	Keloid
Yves Lola St. Vil	...	Uglisha
Kevin Knotts	...	Patrol Man
Ellia English	...	Lady on Train
Craig Wayans	...	Truck
Keenen Ivory Wayans	...	Mr. Stache
Terry Rhoads	...	Audition Judge
Chaunte Wayans	...	Free Gas Pedestrian
Brien Perry	...	Officer Dillon
Corey Holcomb	...	Sugar Bear Henchman
Michael Wayans	...	Confessing Crew Member
Casey Lee	...	Undercover Cop
Tichina Arnold	...	Ray's Mamma
Dan Kelpine	...	Slave Master
Howard Alonzo	...	Will
Phil Beauman	...	Officer
Shane Miller	...	Student #1
Vincent Oshana	...	Student #2
Kaylee Dodson	...	Megan's Sister
Elimu Nelson	...	Prison Guard
Louisa Abernathy	...	Thomas' Grandma
Andrew McFarlane	...	D
Cara Mia Wayans	...	Club Girl
Page Kennedy	...	Security guard
Heather McDonald	...	Girl's Gym Teacher
Gregory Wayans Benson Jr.	...	Mr. Moody's Favorite Student
Chynna Dulac	...	Dancer #1
Brandi Oglesby	...	Dancer #2 (as Brandy Oglesby)
Hannah Douglass	...	Dancer #3
Garland R. Spencer	...	Dancer #4 (as Garland Spencer)
Katie Orr	...	Dancer #5
Lucas Raynaud	...	Dancer #6
Jason 'Easy Roc' Geoffrey	...	Dancer #7 (as Jason Geoffrey)
Zhara Hamani	...	Dancer #8
Richard Vazquez	...	Dancer #10
Jimmy Arguello	...	'Flame' Dancer #1
Kelby Brown	...	'Flame' Dancer #2
Anthony Carr	...	'Flame' Dancer #3
Adrien Galo	...	'Flame' Dancer #4
Cedric Gardner	...	'Flame' Dancer #5
Chae Hill	...	'Flame' Dancer #6
Antonio Hudnell	...	'Flame' Dancer #7
Jeremy Hudson	...	'Flame' Dancer #8
Jermaine McGhee	...	'Flame' Dancer #9
Cassidy Noblett	...	'Flame' Dancer #10
Frederic Odgaard	...	'Flame' Dancer #11
Michael Patterson-Crohn	...	'Flame' Dancer #12
Michael Riccio	...	'Flame' Dancer #13
Gregg Romeo	...	'Flame' Dancer #14
Wesley Sellick	...	'Flame' Dancer #15
Jessie Sims	...	'Flame' Dancer #16
Ephraim Sykes	...	'Flame' Dancer #17
Troy Terashita	...	'Flame' Dancer #18
Michael Vargas	...	'Flame' Dancer #19
Charlie Williams	...	'Flame' Dancer #20
Christopher Watters	...	'Flame' Dancer #21
Carey Ysais	...	'Flame' Dancer #22
Philip Albuquerque	...	Megan's Crew #1
Tucker Ryan Barkley	...	Megan's Crew #2
Nick DeMoura	...	Megan's Crew #3
Christopher Scott	...	Megan's Crew #4
Beau Smart	...	Megan's Crew #5
Aaron Cooke	...	409 Crew #1
Davinia Lorenzo	...	409 Crew #2
Jeffrey 'Machine' McCann	...	409 Crew #3
Jonathan 'Legacy' Perez	...	409 Crew #4
Henry 'Chopper' Platt	...	409 Crew #5
David 'Super Dave' Royster	...	409 Crew #6
Ray Johnson	...	409 Crew #7 (as Sho-Tyme)
Karla Andrade	...	Thomas' Dance Crew #1
Kiara Nicole Ely	...	Thomas' Dance Crew #2
Joshua Julian	...	Thomas' Dance Crew #3
Oren Michaeli	...	Thomas' Dance Crew #4
Rino Nakasone	...	Thomas' Dance Crew #5
Bertrand Roberson Jr.	...	Thomas' Dance Crew #6
Diona Robinson	...	Thomas' Dance Crew #7
John Silver	...	Thomas' Dance Crew #8
Ivan 'Flipz' Velez	...	Thomas' Dance Crew #9
Amy Allen	...	Ballet Dancer #1
Shell Bauman	...	Ballet Dancer #2
David Contreras	...	Ballet Dancer #3
Danny Davalos	...	Ballet Dancer #3
John R. Corella	...	Ballet Dancer #4
Dionne Michelle	...	Ballet Dancer #6
Jacquelyn Dowsett	...	Ballet Dancer #7
Richard Elszy	...	Ballet Dancer #8
Anthony Gonzales	...	Ballet Dancer #9
Natasha Hamilton	...	Ballet Dancer #10
Katie Malia	...	Ballet Dancer #11
Alison Mixon	...	Ballet Dancer #12
Kristopher Nobles	...	Ballet Dancer #13
Shelby Rabara	...	Ballet Dancer #14
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Maurice Andrews	...	Club Goer
Twyla Banks	...	Flame Dancer #2
Tucker Barkley	...	Megan's Crew #2
Daniel Bateman	...	Megan's Crew
Brooke Bickford	...	Club Goer
Nikki B.	...	Club Goer (as Nicole Butts)
Misha Bugaev	...	Ballet Dancer
Hymnson Chan	...	Prom DJ
Tiffany Collie	...	Club Dancer
Kristen De Luca	...	Fantasy Photograph Girl
Pamela Douglas	...	Juilliard dancer
Kelly Dymon	...	Clipboard Lady
Bryan Friday	...	Cop
Nikki Giavasis	...	Hot girl at club
Harley Graham	...	Cindy brady
Erin Harms	...	Baseball Player
David Hill	...	Chicago Cop
Terricka Hudson	...	People in the street (as Terrica Hudson)
Lakrishi Kindred	...	Musical High School Student
Nay Nay Kirby	...	Ellia english - daughter
Jessica Martinez	...	Dirty Dancer 2
Shivarna Mitra	...	Sam Emmes
Kelly Nienaltowski	...	Neighbor
Tarah Paige	...	Dirty Dancer
Lauren Alayne Plagens	...	Jan Brady
Tuffy Questell	...	Sargent Largent
Natalie Reid	...	Paris Hilton
Michela Rietdijk	...	Goth Hip Hop Girl
Eddie Ruiz	...	Flame dancer #15
Leandra Ryan	...	Marcia Brady
Tyler Shamy	...	Peter Brady
Cosby Siringi	...	Student
Monica Sly	...	Pajama Girl
Ameona Almund	...	Club Goer (uncredited)
Lisette Alvarez	...	Girl in Club (uncredited)
Stefon Benson	...	Musical High School Student (uncredited)
Steven Bernstein	...	Conductor (uncredited)
Carissa Blades	...	Dancer #12 (uncredited)
Fallon Brooks	...	Clubgoer (uncredited)
Stephanie Campbell	...	Hot Girl at Club (uncredited)
Jason Collett	...	Son in boxer shorts / White Guy #1 (uncredited)
Will Collyer	...	Singer (uncredited)
Deanne Destler	...	Ballerina (uncredited)
Chevy Douglas	...	Club goer (uncredited)
Derek DuChesne	...	Dancer (Megan's Crew) (uncredited)
Wyatt Gray	...	Musical High Student (uncredited)
Natalia Guslistaya	...	Juilliard Ballerina (uncredited)
Dana Hanna	...	Dirty Dancer (uncredited)
Kmel Howell	...	David Alan Greer Dance Double (uncredited)
Janis Jones	...	Alice / Brady Housekeeper (uncredited)
Dream Kasestatad	...	Crew 3 dancer (uncredited)
Diana M. Kim	...	Club Goer (uncredited)
Erik Kowalski	...	Clubber (uncredited)
Nito Larioza	...	Dancer (uncredited)
Michael Lovern	...	Guy on Bus (uncredited)
Michie Madison	...	Ballet Student (uncredited)
Kayla Gwyneth Morrisey	...	Ms.Cameltoe's Wardrobe Assistant (uncredited)
Lochlyn Munro	...	Coach Effron (uncredited)
Mark A. Neely	...	Security Guard (uncredited)
Jonathan Newkerk	...	Dancer - In black (uncredited)
Tah Kevin Njokom	...	Hot guy at club (uncredited)
Antoine Perry	...	Student (uncredited)
Ernest Pierce	...	Mr. Crackhead (uncredited)
Vivian Steve Russell	...	Patient / Club Dancer (uncredited)
Gary Sievers	...	HascidicJew (uncredited)
Sienna Sky	...	Club Goer (uncredited)
Christopher J. Smith	...	Greg Brady (uncredited)
Kraig A. Smith	...	Club goer (uncredited)
Efrem P. Towns	...	Club Dancer (uncredited)
Tiffany T. Tynes	...	Ny Crew Dancer (uncredited)
Jack Valan	...	Juilliard Judge (uncredited)
Jobeth Wagner	...	Goth Girl (uncredited)

Directed by
Damien Dante Wayans

Writing credits (WGA)
Keenen Ivory Wayans		(written by) &
Shawn Wayans		(written by) &
Marlon Wayans		(written by) &
Craig Wayans		(written by) &
Damien Dante Wayans		(written by)

Produced by
Rick Alvarez	....	producer
Michael Tiddes	....	associate producer
Richard Vane	....	executive producer
Craig Wayans	....	co-executive producer
Damien Dante Wayans	....	co-executive producer
Keenen Ivory Wayans	....	producer
Marlon Wayans	....	producer
Shawn Wayans	....	producer

Cinematography by
Mark Irwin

Film Editing by
Scott Hill

Casting by
Lisa Beach
Sarah Katzman

Production Design by
Aaron Osborne

Art Direction by
Erin Cochran

Set Decoration by
Jennifer M. Gentile

Costume Design by
Judy L. Ruskin

Makeup Department
Petrice Bankhead	....	makeup artist
Mandy Danielle Benton	....	makeup artist
Roland Blancaflor	....	special makeup effects technician
Carla Farmer	....	key hair stylist
Glen Griffin	....	sculptor: fat makeup, David Allen Grier
Don Lanning	....	sculptor
Silvia Leczel	....	makeup artist
Clayton Martinez	....	special makeup effects technician
Lufeng Qu	....	makeup artist
Mark Rappaport	....	makeup effects supervisor
Keith Sayer	....	co-department head makeup
Linda Villalobos	....	hair department head

Production Management
Ben Rosenblatt	....	post-production supervisor
Ellen H. Schwartz	....	unit production manager

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Wendy Bledsoe	....	second second assistant director (day player)
Charlie Brewer	....	second unit director
Katie Carroll	....	second assistant director
Jessica Faires	....	dga trainee
Josh King	....	first assistant director
Ruby Stillwater	....	second second assistant director

Art Department
Ellis J. Barbacoff	....	assistant property master
Tony Bonaventura	....	property master
Chris Buchinsky	....	storyboard artist
Steven DeSantis	....	construction coordinator
Brian Feola	....	general foreman
Melissa K. Frankel	....	set dressing buyer
Aaron A. Goffman	....	props: reshoots
Matt Hausmann	....	assistant food stylist
Michael Hexum	....	swing
Michael E. Johnson	....	assistant property master
Rachel Klein	....	art department assistant
Thomas D. Krausz	....	set dresser
Maureen Kropf	....	lead scenic
Geoffrey Mandel	....	graphic designer
Karl J. Martin	....	assistant art director
Jeremy McGuire	....	art department coordinator
Charlie Russo	....	assistant property master
Russell Stimson	....	leadman
Jason Whetzell	....	set dresser

Sound Department
Albert Gasser	....	sound effects editor
Robin Harlan	....	foley artist
Michael Hilkene	....	supervising sound editor
Michael Keller	....	sound re-recording mixer
Susan Kurtz	....	dialogue editor
David Marcus	....	first assistant sound editor
Sarah Monat	....	foley artist
Chris Navarro	....	adr mixer
Willard Overstreet	....	supervising foley editor
Angelo Palazzo	....	supervising sound editor
Pernell L. Salinas	....	first assistant sound editor
Victoria Rose Sampson	....	adr editor
Randy Singer	....	foley mixer
Greg Steele	....	adr mixer
Orest Sushko	....	sound re-recording mixer
Richard Van Dyke	....	production sound mixer
Bernard Weiser	....	supervising dialogue editor
Greg Zimmerman	....	adr recordist

Special Effects by
Eric Allard	....	special effects technician
Aida Caefer	....	fabricator: fat suit
Lou Carlucci	....	special effects supervisor
Sophia Coronado	....	specialty costumes: Creature Effects
Megan Flagg	....	specialty costumer: Creature Effects
Josh Hakian	....	special effects foreman
Pete Kelley	....	special effects technician
Josh Neugass	....	special effects technician
Scott Oshita	....	special effects mechanical designer
Jordan Plath	....	mold maker

Visual Effects by
Joe Carhart	....	visual effects production assistant: MPC
Helen Clare	....	production manager of the asset department
Oli Clarke	....	layout artist: mpc
Trent Claus	....	flame artist
Miodrag Colombo	....	digital compositor: The Moving Picture Company
Christopher Davies	....	render wrangler: MPC
Stanley A. Dellimore	....	head of layout: MPC
Scott Dougherty	....	visual effects executive producer: Furious FX
Kevin Elam	....	visual effects supervisor
Greg Fisher	....	animation supervisor: MPC
Patrick Flanagan	....	digital compositor
Fiona Foster	....	visual effects producer
Martin Hall	....	compositor: FuriousFX
Chris Hardman	....	matchmove artist: MPC
Oliver Hearsey	....	roto animation artist: The Moving Picture Company
Uel Hormann	....	visual effects supervisor
Richard Kratt	....	digital compositor
Jakub Krompolc	....	character setup: MPC
Douglas Larmour	....	lead digital compositor
David Lingenfelser	....	executive visual effects supervisor: Furious Fx
Catherine Liu	....	visual effects coordinator
Alan McCabe	....	3D lighting artist: MPC
Nakia McGlynn	....	look development artist / lighting technical director: The Moving Picture Company
Erin L. Nelson	....	digital restoration
Thomas Nittmann	....	visual effects producer: lola visual effects
Jeremy Oddo	....	visual effects
Reid Paul	....	visual effects supervisor: Amalgamated Pixels
Simon Payne	....	character rigger
Michael Pecchia	....	compositor: FuriousFX
Claire Pegorier	....	visual effects artist
Sam Rowan	....	modeller
Steven Sandles	....	cloth technical director: MPC
Martin Simcock	....	compositor
Tiffany Smith	....	visual effects producer: Furious FX
Giuseppe Tagliavini	....	digital compositor: MPC
Wilson Tang	....	digital restoration
Arnaud Valette	....	texture artist: mpc
Leigh van der Byl	....	texture painter: The Moving Picture Company
John Van Hoey Smith	....	digital compositor
Adam Walker	....	modeller: MPC
Adam Walker	....	texture artist: MPC
Dan A. Walker	....	senior digital compositor: furiousfx
Edson Williams	....	visual effects supervisor: lola visual effects
Dione Wood	....	visual effects producer: Amalgamated Pixels

Stunts
Greg Anthony	....	stunt performer
Jackie Backer	....	stunts
Aimee Bell	....	stunt double
Kelly Bellini	....	stunt double
Charlie Brewer	....	stunt coordinator
Aida Caefer	....	stunt fat suit fabricator
Jwaundace Candece	....	stunt driver
James M. Churchman	....	stunts
Brian Patrick Collins	....	stunt performer
Luis Dalmasy Jr.	....	stunt performer
Zack Duhame	....	stunts
Colin Follenweider	....	stunts
Jessie Graff	....	stunt double
Garrett Hammond	....	stunts
Jessica Harbeck	....	stunt double: Shoshana Bush
Jessica Harbeck	....	stunt double: christina murphy
Zac Henry	....	utility stunts
Tracy Hite	....	stunt double
Linda Jewell	....	stunt double: Christina Murphy
Henry Kingi Jr.	....	stunt performer
Mandy Kowalski	....	stunts
Paul Leonard	....	stunt rigger
Vernon Lewis	....	stunt performer
Dailyn Matthews	....	stunt double
Adam James Miller	....	stunts
Caryn Mower	....	stunt double: Lauren Bowles
Luci Romberg	....	stunt double
Todd Schneider	....	stunts
Ray Siegle	....	water safety & stunts
Monty L. Simons	....	stunts
Jake Swallow	....	stunts
Webster P. Whinery Jr.	....	stunts

Camera and Electrical Department
Michael S. Beckman	....	rigging electrician
Jon Callesen	....	best boy electric rigging: reshoots
Larry Cha	....	rigging lighting technician
Halsey D. Corbin	....	rigging electrician (as Halsey D. 'Pigpen' Corbin)
Todd Csernecky	....	best boy electric: studio segments
Nicholas Davidoff	....	camera operator
Jorge Devotto	....	first assistant camera: "b" camera: re-shoots
David J. Frederick	....	steadicam operator
John Goforth	....	techno jib tech
Joe Iverson	....	best boy electric
Willow Jenkins	....	video assist
Kyle Jewell	....	first assistant camera: reshoots
Tracy Keele	....	grip
Kevin Kennedy	....	key grip
Frank Klepadlo	....	key grip/rigging
Jean-Baptiste LeConte	....	lighting technician
Jean-Baptiste LeConte	....	lighting technician: additional photography
Ryan Louden	....	best boy grip
Ryan Louden	....	key grip: additional photography
David Mahlman	....	camera operator
David Mahlmann	....	camera operator: second unit
Richard Maxey	....	a dolly grip
Luke Miller	....	lighting technician
Glade Quinn	....	dolly grip
Trace Schneider	....	electrician
Michaela Von Schweinitz	....	assistant camera
Matthew Thiemann	....	lighting technician
Ramian E. Williams	....	rigging gaffer: re-shoots
Glen Wilson	....	still photographer
Jay W. Yowler	....	gaffer

Animation Department
Chris Olsen	....	animator
Joe Smith	....	animator: MPC

Casting Department
Maryellen Aviano	....	extras casting coordinator
Carla Lewis	....	extras casting
Beth Lipari	....	casting associate

Costume and Wardrobe Department
Aida Caefer	....	fat suit fabricator
Steve Constancio	....	set costumer
Deborah Myles Davis	....	costume supervisor
Laura Frecon	....	assistant costume designer
Glen Griffin	....	dresser: David Allen Grier fat suit
La Shan Knox	....	set costumer
Philip Maldonado	....	costumer
Jamie Lauren Salazar	....	costumer
Sommer Terry	....	wardrobe office coordinator

Editorial Department
P.J. Burch	....	visual effects editor
Nathan Godley	....	assistant editor
Trent Johnson	....	digital film colorist
Jim Passon	....	color timer
Evan Schiff	....	preview online editor
Everette Webber	....	digital intermediate editor

Music Department
Mark Agostino	....	music playback operator: pro tools
Tim Boot	....	music playback operator: pro tools
Lisa Brown	....	music supervisor
Lisa Jaime	....	music editor
Deborah Lurie	....	composer: additional music
Brett Pierce	....	assistant music editor
Jasper Randall	....	vocal contractor
Peter Rotter	....	on-set music contractor

Transportation Department
Ryan Allen	....	driver
Vaughn Bladen	....	driver
Mark Brown	....	driver: production van
Alex E. Burns	....	transportation
Denny Caira	....	transportation coordinator
Karen K. Chang	....	transportation dispatcher
J. Armin Garza II	....	driver: camera car
Mike Shannon	....	driver
James Waitkus	....	transportation captain

Other crew
Jesse J. Adams	....	additional production assistant
Loni J. Albertson	....	office production assistant
Justin Besemer	....	assistant location manager
Cody Birdwell	....	key set production assistant: re-shoots
Kristen Boulé	....	set production assistant: re-shoots
Kelby Brown	....	dancer
Erica Callas	....	assistant to executive producer
Brian Clark	....	rigging medic
Sierra Donley	....	production assistant
Wayne Fielder	....	medic: re-shoots
Jay Floyd	....	clearance administrator
Kristi Frankenheimer	....	location manager
Steve Gehrke	....	script supervisor
Linda Griffis	....	accounting clerk
David Hickey	....	payroll accountant
Albertina Kelley	....	second assistant accountant
Jennifer Lobban	....	second assistant accountant
Sharon Lopez	....	assistant production coordinator
Sheryl Main	....	unit publicist
Franka Mavrides	....	production assistant
Chris McClintock	....	production staff
Tien Nguyen	....	production assistant
Geoff Pitts	....	stand-in
Andrew Liam Pringle	....	production assistant
Bobby Ravanshenas	....	assistant to producer
Johnny Richardson	....	office production assistant
Dave Scott	....	choreographer
Ivan Siebel	....	assistant location manager
Patrick R. Siembieda	....	production accountant
Sarah Sprague	....	production coordinator
Debbie Tieman	....	first assistant accountant
Michael Zamboni	....	key location scout
Michalla Petersen	....	voice-over artist (uncredited)

Production Companies

• Paramount Pictures (presents)
• MTV Films (presents)
• Wayans Bros. Entertainment (as Wayans Brothers)

Distributors

• Paramount Pictures (2009) (France) (theatrical)
• Paramount Pictures (2009) (USA) (theatrical)
• United International Pictures (UIP) (2009) (Singapore) (theatrical)
• Universal Pictures International (UPI) (2009) (Belgium) (theatrical)
• Universal Pictures International (UPI) (2009) (Netherlands) (theatrical)

Special Effects

• Furious FX (visual effects)
• Lola Visual Effects (visual effects)

Other Companies

• Executive Assurance  security
• Headquarters Casting  extras casting
• Lakeshore Records  soundtrack
• Monster Picture Crane  stunt rigging crane
• Scarlet Letters  end titles
• Sessions Payroll Management  extras payroll services
• Star Waggons  hair and make-up trailers
• Technicolor Digital Intermediates  digital intermediate

Also Known As:

Snowflake (USA) (working title)

MPAA:

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, and language.

Runtime:

USA:83 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Colour:

Colour

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Sound Mix:

SDDS | Dolby Digital | DTS

Certification:

USA:PG-13 (certificate #45025) | UK:15 | Canada:13+ (Quebec) | Canada:14A (Alberta/Manitoba/Ontario) | Ireland:15A | Singapore:NC-16 | Australia:MA | Norway:11 | New Zealand:R16 | Mexico:B15

Company:

Paramount Pictures

Goofs:

Continuity: Charity's baby is a different baby at least 3 or 4 times throughout the movie.

Quotes:

Megan: There's something I need to tell you.
Thomas: You're pregnant! Oh no.
Megan: What? No Thomas, I'm not pregnant.
Thomas: OK, 'cause with your big head and my ears, God only knows.
Megan: No, I'm performing at the senior show case.
Thomas: That's great!
[Leans in to kiss her]
Megan: [Puts her hand over his face and pushes it back] And I was kinda thinking you know, maybe we should just kinda cool it for a while.
Thomas: What do you mean?
Megan: I'm saying I think we need to take a break.
[...]

Movie Connections:

Spoofs ATL (2006)

Soundtrack:

Fame

Their humour has expired

Just like Steven Seagal should have stopped making films long ago, the Wayans Bros should have stopped while they were at a high.

Only 10 people filled the cinema seats, including me. I was tempted to leave half way as there was no story to keep me interested, but the humour is nothing inventive.

You will find yourself laughing at some of the slapstick that's thrown at you, but the film is a real waste of good money and time. I don't think even Five.TV will want to show it either, and they're good at putting really dire films on.

Choose another film to watch. The Wayans Brothers have had a very good run over the last 17 years and they should leave it at that.

I mean, even the one single fart-joke was badly used in one scene. It's the one last weapon for a laugh in a film and they still managed to bodge it all up.