The events, characters, and firms depicted in this photoplay are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. [Or is it? You be the judge.]
The Global Asylum Inc. is the author and mother of this motion picture for the purposes of copyright and other law.
No animals were harmed in the production of this screenplay. Ownership of this motion picture is protected by copyright and other applicable laws, and any unauthorized duplication, distribution or execution of this motion picture could result in criminal prosecution as well as civil liability. [And a foot through the ass.]