- Homer Simpson: Something happened in this room. If only these walls could talk. Then people would pay to see my talking walls, and I could use that money to... Oh, another memory!
- Krusty the Clown: Quick, I need to forget the last 24 hours. I tried to do a Don Rickles about Arabs, but I ended up doing a Mel Gibson about Mexicans.
- Chief Wiggum: [to Homer about Marge's black eye] What gives, Simpson? Giving your wife an Irish kiss?
- abraham simpson.: comint to me for help for your memorey? thats like having a horse do your taxes for you which i did back in 98.
- Chief Wiggum: Walked into a door? That is the lamest excuse in the book.
- [walks into door]
- Chief Wiggum: All right, door. You're coming downtown.
- Lisa Simpson: Dad, you just destroyed your first kiss.
- Homer Simpson: Really? Who was it with?
- Bart Simpson: Uh... Apu.
- Homer Simpson: Oh, yeah.
- Homer Simpson: Ah, I got my memory back and my life is ruined!
- Dr Frink: Well, if you can't take the Neural Activity, stay out of the Neural Activator! Mm-Bwa-hey!
- Dr Frink: All the easy research and engineering has been done. Now there's just the much harder business of coming up with the name.
- Homer Simpson: The Remembererererer?
- Dr Frink: Well, it's not important.