Bastards of Kirk (2006 Video) User Reviews

Lots of EyeCandy - only a few laughs - Boring!

[lvcambot-2 · 6/10 · 5 August 2011]

I give this a strong B+

Acting as if you're a "Bad Actor" goes only so far..

The best way to rate a "Fan Film" is if it can hold your attention and leave you wanting more. This effort does neither.

Plodding, slow and many times this comedy sags and even stalls! "Get out and push already!"

Super high marks for Costumes, Set Design, and they really got the "Painting with light" spot on!

Did I mention there were a lot of very attractive ladies? Right when you find yourself falling asleep.. Out Pops a well endowed "Babe" in a classic GOLD ST Uniform. "Hubba Hubba!"

The "Sixty Minutes" parody was totally wasted. If comedy writers were used.. I'm sure the 60 minutes parody would be a bit more than a lame excuse to tell this story/Joke. Instead the 60min humor is totally "Thrown Away" in the first minute or two. The premise doesn't even provide the "Glue" to successfully hold the other episodes together.

Considering all the hard work and exemplary efforts by the production crew.. It should have been a lot funnier.

GENE

lame

[gregberne11 · 1/10 · 16 December 2018]

This is a lame fan film. the costumes and look was ok but the acting was terrible and the writing was pathetic. it was not even a good parody just a parade of jokes about captain Kirk having sex with a lot of women and now there are paternity suits. the joke is over right away but they just keep going with the same jokes. very disappointing. and a complete waste of good costume and lighting people. as the other review said.