The Jerk Theory (2008)

Derek Lee Nixon: Chester

Quotes 

• Adam Dynes : OK, look, I don't care if you do like her. You just went out with her last night. You do not call her for four days.

  Chester : Come on...

  Adam Dynes : Not-not-not four days, all right? After four days you don't call her, she'll be excited.

• Dudley : Ever take a dump naked?

  Chester : I sleep naked.

  Dudley : It's liberating.

  Adam Dynes : Ah, good to hear the usual intellectual banter.

• Darcy : Why don't you love me?

  Chester : Shh. I love everybody.

  Darcy : Why don't you love me differently? Is it because I like to look in your window and watch you sleep? Because I thought we had moved past that.

• Chester : I get so nervous around that girl. Why is that?

  Adam Dynes : Hm. Grow a pair, will you?