- Lacey Burrows: [about Jonathan] He found his way over from Kenya, hopefully he can make it to the Ruby.
- Brent Leroy: Yeah, wouldn't want him to get lost in the metropolis of Dog River.
- Hank Yarbo: [laughs uproariously, everyone just stares at him] Oh man, that's funny! You're funny!
- Lacey Burrows: What about what I said?
- Hank Yarbo: Not so much, no.
- Lacey Burrows: Hey Phil, I see you've got the classic nachos there.
- Phil: Uh-huh. You want some?
- Lacey Burrows: Nope. But I know what you're up to.
- Phil: What?
- Lacey Burrows: You know what I'm saying.
- [she winks]
- Lacey Burrows: They're classic.
- [she winks again]
- Phil: [to the rest of the bar] Someone needs to drive Lacey home!
- Emma Leroy: [about Jonathan] It's not every day that we have a special guest from out of town.
- Brent Leroy: No, seems more like every week.
- Davis Quinton: Hey, Hank, try the classic goat cheese omelette!
- Hank Yarbo: Whoa, goat and cheese in the same omelette? I'm in.