- [the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man has appeared again]
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: It wasn't me this time, I swear it.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [excitedly] How was it? Was it cool? How did it look like? Did you get any samples? Did it have multiple eyes?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Shut up.
- Janine Melnitz: Our boss called and he...
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [Interrupting] Not our boss, just Peck, please.
- Janine Melnitz: Peck called and he said if you fire off another unauthorized stream, he's gonna shut you down.
- [the Ghostbusters' commercial is on TV]
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Are you troubled by strange noises in the night?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Have you or your family actually seen a spook, specter or ghost?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Just pick up the phone and call the professionals!
- Ghostbusters: Call the Ghostbusters! We're ready to believe you!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Franchises available soon! Call for details.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [to Rookie] Part of our settlement with the city: proton packs must remain off in heavily populated public areas.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: And in close quarters. It minimizes the city's liabilities and satisfies the restraining order the maid here had put on us.
- [Egon and Ray have given the Rookie an upgraded Proton Pack]
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Hey, how come this mump gets all the new stuff?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: He's our new Experimental Equipment Technician.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: He gets a cool title, too?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: It means he gets to carry around a bunch of untested, extremely dangerous hardware that if not handled correctly could blow him somewhere into New Jersey.
- Ivo Shandor: [Final confrontation closing sequence] I am a god!
- Dr. Egon Spengler: We eat gods for breakfast.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [after Shandor's architect form has been destroyed] We eat gods for breakfast?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Too much you think?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: No, I liked it.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [while making adjustments to Ray's Proton Pack] This could be dangerous.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Great. Danger is our life.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: We'll start at fifty-percent capacity. That should keep any burning or tissue damage to a minimum.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Hey. If you're going to burn any tissue, do it to the new kid. You can't use Ray. Our mortgage is in his name.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [after defeating several flying stone gargoyles] Interesting. Ghosts and gargoyles.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Hey! That was a game: 'Ghosts and Gargoyles', a game we played when I was in the Seminary.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Ghosts and Gargoyles. What dink game didn't you play? Do you have your eight-sided dice with you?
- [the Ghostbusters arrive at the Sedgewick Hotel, which seems to be empty]
- Winston Zeddemore: Whoa. If this place were any more dead, we'd need a coroner.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Egon used to be a licensed coroner.
- Winston Zeddemore: No kidding?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: It's just a hobby now.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [after The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man falls off the building and explodes into goo that falls onto the street] Ray! Peter! We're in position! The trap is set! We're prepared to capture Stay Puft... Where is he?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: He's that white puddle you're driving through.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [about Peck] I always pictured Peck as a pencil pushing, bureaucratic prick. But, I would never think that he is an evil occultist.
- Janine Melnitz: [Answering the phone] Ghostbusters.
- [pause]
- Janine Melnitz: No, we do not reccomend that you attempt to perform a level 5 peruvian exorcism on yourself.
- [another pause]
- Janine Melnitz: But after you'd tied yourself up, it would be extremely difficult to do that to the cat, even if you could catch it.
- Guy on Ghostbusters' Answering Machine: [the Ghostbusters have just blown up the giant marshmellow man in Times Square, drenching it in melted marshmellow] Hi, I was wondering if it's safe to eat all this marshmellow goo that's fallen on Times Square. And as a follow-up question, what if I already did?
- [Slimer has escaped and returned to the Sedgewick Hotel]
- Sedgewick Hotel Manager: That disgusting green blob is up on the 12th floor again, wreaking havoc! I demand a refund right now!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Sir, if you check the fine print on our invoice...
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: *Invoices*.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Right, invoices, you'll see that your warranty on re-haunting expired some time ago. You should've taken the extended service agreement.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [over radio] I wanted to test these first, but since we're waiving that safety step today anyway, you should be aware that I modified the Neutrona Wand which normally releases the particle stream.
- Winston Zeddemore: Wow! It's like Christmas came early!
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [over radio] Earlier than what? They started Christmas before Halloween this year! Santa came to my house dressed as Dracula!
- Janine Melnitz: [Answering the phone] Hello, Ghostbusters.
- [pause]
- Janine Melnitz: Yes.
- [pause]
- Janine Melnitz: I don't think so.
- [pause]
- Janine Melnitz: No. It didn't just stop working and it doesn't just need toner! It literally exploded... after it screamed obscenities at me.
- [long pause]
- Janine Melnitz: No, I don't think the nature of our business has anything at all to do with whether or not you honor your product's warranty.
- Winston Zeddemore: [as they drive towards a "situation" while others run away] Just *once*, I wouldn't mind running with these other fools *away* from the trouble.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Where's the fun in that?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: All my data indicated the ghost world is beginning to push through multiple cross-portals from their dimension into ours.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, more overtime.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Venkman. Come in please! Pandemonium up here! Chucks of the building missing everywhere! You are required at the sight now!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [via walkie talkie] So happy to be of demand, but these sugar balls have got me nailed down. I can't get pass them. They're disgusting, and they are unhealthy.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Uh, did I mention there's a spectacularly beautiful lady in distress?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: I'll be right there.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [on Shandor Island] I thought I was making a nice gesture, and you're giving me the suspicious look. Drop it instantly. Let's get going, because nobody enjoys rushing headlong towards their death more than this fellow.
- Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: [after the Museum stage] You guys are heroes.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: You mean, *fired* heroes. Peck's gonna pull our license.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [after traping a ghost] Yeah, that's what happens when you mess with the men in beige.
- Vigo: Did you know that when stretched out, the human small intestine can be wrapped around a city block? You have to get a running start...
- Janine Melnitz: [Booking a Ghostbusters appointment with a customer on the phone] ... Okay, I've booked you in for Thursday.
- [pause]
- Janine Melnitz: Oh it won't be nessisary to call you before they arrive; you'll know. Believe me, you'll know!
- Janine Melnitz: [Phone Rings] Hello, Ghostbusters.
- [pause]
- Janine Melnitz: No, we do not summon the ghosts of dead relatives and then capture them so you can ask them the combination to the safe.
- [another pause]
- Janine Melnitz: Yeah, well same to you pal!
- Winston Zeddemore: [after the rookie uses his proton stream to slam a ghost in to a wall, floor or ghost trap] *Nobody* messes with the kid!
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Ray, follow me; the others are floating back upstairs. Venkman; pull our friend Slimer into a trap as fast as you can. There's a massive bulge in these spikes indicating this isn't just some routine clearing job.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: He gets so bossy when he hasn't had his nap.
- Winston Zeddemore: [after the rookie uses his proton stream to slam a ghost in to a wall, floor or ghost trap] You're playing hardball, rook!
- Ivo Shandor: I am the Destructor. I am the Architect. I will pave over your fields to start anew. I will fill your seas with concrete and stone. I will pierce your world with girders of steel and panes of glass. I will crush your world under the weight of my cities. I will smother your creation under my own!
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [calling Peter] Venkman, come in please. It's pandemonium up here - chunks of the building missing everywhere. You are required at this site now!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [on the walkie-talkie] I'm so happy to be in demand but these sugarballs have got me nailed down. I can't get past 'em. They're disgusting! And they're unhealthy!
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Uh, did I mention there's a spectacularly beautiful lady in distress?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [quickly] I'll be right there.
- Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: [after Stay Puft is defeated] I guess I owe you guys my life.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [finishes scanning her] She's clean.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: How do you feel?
- Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: Pretty good, all extremely weird things considered.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: So far, just another screwed up day at the office.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [in the Librarian Lair] Eerie place. I wonder if this is where the Collector killed The Librarian.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: I think that would be a safe assumption. That book she's reading is emitting massive energy.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [to the Rookie] That's your cue, killer. Go get 'em.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [trapped in the Ghost World] Someone's holding us here. The Collector.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Yes, Azetlor wants to add to his collection. And he's probably not too happy about us taking the Gozerian Codex with us.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Oh, yeah? What can a twisted little bookworm do to scare us?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: He murdered Eleanor Twitty for it when he was alive. And a dozen others just to cover it up.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Hey, Collector! We're taking your book! What do you think about that?
- [Azetlor starts to rise from the floor]
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Uh, he's right behind me, isn't he?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Yes, I think you got his attention, Ray.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Oh, boy.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [looking at the Mandala map in the library] You thinking what I'm thinking?
- Winston Zeddemore: Thin crust, New York style with no visible anchovies.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Maybe later. Right now I need to go back to the lab and take a look at this Codex.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: And analyze the data we've collected. It could help us when we go to the museum.
- Winston Zeddemore: Slice to go on the way? Rookie's treat?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [referring to the Mandala] And we need to know what this is.
- Winston Zeddemore: I'll call for a delivery. Again.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [examining the symbol] It's not a constellation. It's a mandala.
- Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: I can't believe I never saw it before.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: For one minute, pretend someone here doesn't know what a mandala is.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: A mandala is like a spiritual labyrinth.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: And this one looks like a spiraling system that feeds into each successive node along the line until it reaches culmination point. Before he died, Shandor must have set some mechanism in place, similar to the antennae in Dana's building.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Y'know I think you helped to make that clear. So this was the gizmo that's supposed to feed energy to the Destructor form?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: That's... that's right, Peter!
- Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: Well, Dr. Venkman.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, I had to get one right eventually, didn't I?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Alright, I'm just speculating, but it's possible ghosts are trapped in the system, funneling from node to node and they get stronger and stronger until they reach the end and then they...
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [pointing at the map] Look. The first portal, the library. The second, the museum. And the third, the Sedewick.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: And that means the fourth portal must be right... here.
- Winston Zeddemore: The middle of the Hudson River?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Well, according to the Mandala, yes.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: It may need a little tweaking.