Madea Goes to Jail (2009)
Tyler Perry: Madea, Joe, Brian
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Quotes
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Madea : I'm Madea! Ma to the damn D-E-A!
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Joe : You ain't gotta drive nowhere to get food. I know a place where you can get fed three meals a day for free.
Madea : I ain't listening to none of your crazy talk right now, Joe.
Joe : I ain't joking here, now. I know a place where you can go work, and they gonna treat you real nice, and give you three meals a day!
Madea : What the hell you talking about? Where?
Joe : Down there at the Georgia Aquarium, they had one of the whales die. You can just go on down there and swim around for a while, and they'll feed you.
[chuckles]
Madea : Just keep on laughing you rusty old bastard.
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Dr. Phil : What is wrong with you? Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time?
Madea : Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got.
Dr. Phil : Yea but you're gettin' the gotters when they didn't do anything to even get you.
Madea : Yea but if the gotters get me I'm gonna get my glock.
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Madea : You're in here going on about what your daddy did to you. Your daddy is out there enjoying his life while you're in prison. You're here because of what YOU did.
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Madea : I don't understand why people want to be a victim. Your mama did this, your daddy did that. All they had to do was give you life and however good or however bad it was, now it's up to YOU to make something of it.
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Madea : [to Mr. Brown] God don't like you... He grew you in a petri dish!
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Joe : Your mama is a Po-Po hoe!
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Madea : Hell to the yeah!
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Madea : He had to make it drizzle 'cause he couldn't make it rain.
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Madea : [car behind her is honking] I don't know what you blowing at me for but keep blowing.
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Madea : [under her breath] Lord, do I have to listen to all this melodrama?