- [first lines]
- Brent Leroy: [to Wanda as milk delivery guy enters] Have you asked him for his phone number yet?
- Wanda Dollard: No, I'm just...
- Brent Leroy: A fraidy cat?
- Wanda Dollard: I am not a fraidy cat!
- Brent Leroy: Scaredy cat? Chicken cat? Chicken cacciatore? Cat Stevens?
- Wanda Dollard: I'll do it when I'm ready!
- Brent Leroy: Well time's ticking, cat's in the cradle - jeez, I got a real theme going here.
- Brent Leroy: [Emma and Oscar have been using each others' personal items] Is Dad around?
- Emma Leroy: No.
- Brent Leroy: Really? 'Cause I smell a Musk Splash, or Arctic Breeze something?
- Lacey Burrows: Geez, Hank, you think you put on enough after shave this morning?
- Hank Yarbo: [sniffs underarm] Guess I did.
- Brent Leroy: Aqua Sport... seems like it's coming off Mum!
- Emma Leroy: Oh!
- Lacey Burrows: Yeah, right - like Emma put on men's after shave...
- Brent Leroy: Mountain Mist...
- Emma Leroy: Look - we all know that Hank put on too much after shave. Now it's time to leave him alone.
- Hank Yarbo: Thanks, Emma.
- Emma Leroy: Shut up Hank!
- [to Brent]
- Emma Leroy: And you - you should get your nose checked!
- Brent Leroy: ...Smokey Bacon?
- Lacey Burrows: No, that's the soup.
- Brent Leroy: Ooh, I'll have that!
- [last lines]
- [Wanda is dialing the phone at the gas station with her notepad in front of her. Brent, who now has a moustache, stands beside her]
- Brent Leroy: Are you still trying to do that?
- Wanda Dollard: Well, I remember most of the numbers. Some combination's gotta work.
- Wanda Dollard: [on the phone] Hello? Oh, Joe! The milk delivery guy? It's me, Wanda!
- Joe: [at his house, on the phone] Wanda? Oh, from the gas station! Well, what's it been, like two years since I last saw ya?
- Wanda Dollard: [phone] Yeah, you stopped coming by!
- Joe: [phone] I got transferred to a new route. You never called me!
- Wanda Dollard: [phone] Yeah, I know, I lost your number. But I knew I'd figure it out eventually! So, what's new?
- Joe: [phone] Well, I'm married now, got a couple kids.
- Wanda Dollard: [phone] Oh?
- Joe: [phone] How 'bout you? You still crazy about milk?
- Wanda Dollard: [phone] Mmm-milk!
- Joe: [phone] What's that?
- Wanda Dollard: [phone] Two percent!
- [She quickly hangs up the phone]
- Brent Leroy: How'd that work out?
- Wanda Dollard: Wrong number.