Corner Gas (TV Series)
Wash Me (2007)
Brent Butt: Brent Leroy
Quotes
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[first lines]
Brent Leroy : [to Wanda as milk delivery guy enters] Have you asked him for his phone number yet?
Wanda Dollard : No, I'm just...
Brent Leroy : A fraidy cat?
Wanda Dollard : I am not a fraidy cat!
Brent Leroy : Scaredy cat? Chicken cat? Chicken cacciatore? Cat Stevens?
Wanda Dollard : I'll do it when I'm ready!
Brent Leroy : Well time's ticking, cat's in the cradle - jeez, I got a real theme going here.
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Brent Leroy : [Emma and Oscar have been using each others' personal items] Is Dad around?
Emma Leroy : No.
Brent Leroy : Really? 'Cause I smell a Musk Splash, or Arctic Breeze something?
Lacey Burrows : Geez, Hank, you think you put on enough after shave this morning?
Hank Yarbo : [sniffs underarm] Guess I did.
Brent Leroy : Aqua Sport... seems like it's coming off Mum!
Emma Leroy : Oh!
Lacey Burrows : Yeah, right - like Emma put on men's after shave...
Brent Leroy : Mountain Mist...
Emma Leroy : Look - we all know that Hank put on too much after shave. Now it's time to leave him alone.
Hank Yarbo : Thanks, Emma.
Emma Leroy : Shut up Hank!
[to Brent]
Emma Leroy : And you - you should get your nose checked!
Brent Leroy : ...Smokey Bacon?
Lacey Burrows : No, that's the soup.
Brent Leroy : Ooh, I'll have that!
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[last lines]
[Wanda is dialing the phone at the gas station with her notepad in front of her. Brent, who now has a moustache, stands beside her]
Brent Leroy : Are you still trying to do that?
Wanda Dollard : Well, I remember most of the numbers. Some combination's gotta work.
Wanda Dollard : [on the phone] Hello? Oh, Joe! The milk delivery guy? It's me, Wanda!
Joe : [at his house, on the phone] Wanda? Oh, from the gas station! Well, what's it been, like two years since I last saw ya?
Wanda Dollard : [phone] Yeah, you stopped coming by!
Joe : [phone] I got transferred to a new route. You never called me!
Wanda Dollard : [phone] Yeah, I know, I lost your number. But I knew I'd figure it out eventually! So, what's new?
Joe : [phone] Well, I'm married now, got a couple kids.
Wanda Dollard : [phone] Oh?
Joe : [phone] How 'bout you? You still crazy about milk?
Wanda Dollard : [phone] Mmm-milk!
Joe : [phone] What's that?
Wanda Dollard : [phone] Two percent!
[She quickly hangs up the phone]
Brent Leroy : How'd that work out?
Wanda Dollard : Wrong number.