Corner Gas (TV Series)

The Eight Samurai (2007)

Inge Ryan: Henkenvyorken Mayor

Quotes 

• Emma Leroy : [on the phone]  Oh, good news. We just got a package from a town in Japan.

  Fitzy : [phone]  Really?

  Emma Leroy : Yeah, they want to twin with Dog River!

  Fitzy : I never thought we'd twin again after Henkenvyorken.

  [flashback to 5 years ago; Emma, Karen, Hank, Fitzy, and his Grandma are meeting in Emma's living room] 

  Emma Leroy : So next item, the gift for Henkenvyorken.

  Hank Yarbo : Oh, don't worry, I already sent them something.

  Karen Pelly : What?

  Hank Yarbo : Oh, just a little taste of Dog River. Some gasoline from Corner Gas, some fertilizer from the field and battery from my truck.

  [cut to the Mayor of Henkenvyorken opening the package] 

  Henkenvyorken Mayor : [in Danish]  It's a bomb! Clear the building! It's a bomb!

• Karen Pelly : So, what are we getting our Japanese twin town?

  Oscar Leroy : Hockey stick! It's Canadian.

  Karen Pelly : I know, but that's lame! It's like them sending us a samurai sword.

  Hank Yarbo : That would be lame. We should just do what we did last time.

  [cut to the Henkenvyorken Mayor's office, where everyone is panicking after Dog River's gift was mistaken for a bomb] 

  Henkenvyorken Staff #1 : [in Danish]  Why is Dog River trying to kill us?

  Henkenvyorken Mayor : [in Danish]  Just get out of the building! Get out of the building!

  [cut back to the Ruby] 

  Hank Yarbo : Okay, fine.

  [He pulls out a black ball with a wick, which looks identical like a cartoonish old-fashioned bomb] 

  Hank Yarbo : How about this novelty bowling ball candle?

  Karen Pelly : No.