Corner Gas (TV Series)

The Eight Samurai (2007)

Melany Burant: Henkenvyorken Staff #1

Quotes 

• Karen Pelly : So, what are we getting our Japanese twin town?

  Oscar Leroy : Hockey stick! It's Canadian.

  Karen Pelly : I know, but that's lame! It's like them sending us a samurai sword.

  Hank Yarbo : That would be lame. We should just do what we did last time.

  [cut to the Henkenvyorken Mayor's office, where everyone is panicking after Dog River's gift was mistaken for a bomb] 

  Henkenvyorken Staff #1 : [in Danish]  Why is Dog River trying to kill us?

  Henkenvyorken Mayor : [in Danish]  Just get out of the building! Get out of the building!

  [cut back to the Ruby] 

  Hank Yarbo : Okay, fine.

  [He pulls out a black ball with a wick, which looks identical like a cartoonish old-fashioned bomb] 

  Hank Yarbo : How about this novelty bowling ball candle?

  Karen Pelly : No.