Corner Gas (TV Series)

The Eight Samurai (2007)

Janet Wright: Emma Leroy

Quotes 

• Fitzy : So, let's see it.

  Emma Leroy : See what?

  Karen Pelly : The gift from Japan.

  Emma Leroy : It's not here.

  Fitzy's Grandma : I thought you said you got it.

  Emma Leroy : No, I said that I got it in the sense that I understood it. And let me tell you, it's great.

  Karen Pelly : Well, how do you know if they didn't send it?

  Emma Leroy : It's in their letter.

  Fitzy's Grandma : Well, let's see the letter.

  Emma Leroy : It's in Japanese.

  Karen Pelly : I know some Japanese.

  Emma Leroy : I burned it. It said to. To honor the paper spirit. You see, I know Japanese too, Karen.

• Emma Leroy : [on the phone]  Oh, good news. We just got a package from a town in Japan.

  Fitzy : [phone]  Really?

  Emma Leroy : Yeah, they want to twin with Dog River!

  Fitzy : I never thought we'd twin again after Henkenvyorken.

  [flashback to 5 years ago; Emma, Karen, Hank, Fitzy, and his Grandma are meeting in Emma's living room] 

  Emma Leroy : So next item, the gift for Henkenvyorken.

  Hank Yarbo : Oh, don't worry, I already sent them something.

  Karen Pelly : What?

  Hank Yarbo : Oh, just a little taste of Dog River. Some gasoline from Corner Gas, some fertilizer from the field and battery from my truck.

  [cut to the Mayor of Henkenvyorken opening the package] 

  Henkenvyorken Mayor : [in Danish]  It's a bomb! Clear the building! It's a bomb!