Corner Gas (TV Series)
The Eight Samurai (2007)
Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy
Quotes
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Oscar Leroy : [Hank brings Oscar a drink] I order a scotch and soda.
Hank Yarbo : Oh, too complicated. Try this.
Oscar Leroy : [Oscar sips the drink] I can't even taste the liquor.
Hank Yarbo : It's got cinnamon, papaya, uh, cherry juice, lemon rind, Tom Collins mix, and... I may have forgot the booze.
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Karen Pelly : So, what are we getting our Japanese twin town?
Oscar Leroy : Hockey stick! It's Canadian.
Karen Pelly : I know, but that's lame! It's like them sending us a samurai sword.
Hank Yarbo : That would be lame. We should just do what we did last time.
[cut to the Henkenvyorken Mayor's office, where everyone is panicking after Dog River's gift was mistaken for a bomb]
Henkenvyorken Staff #1 : [in Danish] Why is Dog River trying to kill us?
Henkenvyorken Mayor : [in Danish] Just get out of the building! Get out of the building!
[cut back to the Ruby]
Hank Yarbo : Okay, fine.
[He pulls out a black ball with a wick, which looks identical like a cartoonish old-fashioned bomb]
Hank Yarbo : How about this novelty bowling ball candle?
Karen Pelly : No.