- Nancy makes a risky deal with Capt. Till. Celia has a revelation. Maria comes on to Andy, even though Doug may have her deported. Nancy wants to hear Esteban say "it". Shane secretly keeps hanging with Harmony and Simone.
- In this week's episode of Weeds, Nancy decides to inform the DEA about the tunnel when she can't take the activities going on anymore. Celia works on her rehabilitation and make amends with her family. Andy falls for Maria and confesses to Doug.
- Nancy chats with DEA Agent Roy Till in the park while his partner/lover Phil watches from afar. She wants assurances that she'll be protected. She doesn't want it to look like the info came from her. Her name stays off everything, she gets away and she doesn't have to go into witness protection. There's a tunnel, she says.
Celia sits in group, hearing drug horror stories. She decides she didn't hit bottom compared to these people. She's the only one who has a chance to start over. She gathers her things and leaves.
Andy showers in the backyard. Maria walks in and sees his junk. She doesn't walk away. She tells him he's been in her dreams. He tries to change the subject by telling stories of his bad dreams and then she asks him to make love to her. He says no, but his body says yes. Even thinking of Lou Dobbs doesn't help.
Roy Till's partner does recon at the maternity store and sets off Sanjay's gaydar. Nancy shoos Sanjay away and points out the door to the tunnel. Sanjay is convinced he's gay but Nancy talks him out of it. And then Sanjay guesses he's a cop. Nancy's worried until the fantasy ends with him asking Sanjay out.
The goth chicks, Shane and Isabelle hang out, scheming on how to break into a science lab and get high on nitrous. The girls just want to get high. Shane volunteers that he can get pot. Isabelle is disappointed and leaves.
Shane visits Silas and asks for a headcheese sandwich. He refuses to give Shane drugs, despite having given him a condom earlier. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
Nancy visits Esteban and he rhapsodizes about boats. Nancy notices a picture of his three daughters. He hid it before. She makes him do things he wouldn't usually do. He wonders where she is and their conversation plays over a scene at the tunnel, as Sanjay closes up and is busted by the DEA.
Nancy says she wants to tell him something. He knew there were more girls in the tunnel. He says they're in a business with dark-hearted people and that's not them. The scene in the maternity store turns to gunplay. One of Guillermo's guys, Chewie, is killed. Guillermo and Ignacio run into the tunnel.
Nancy and Esteban start to make out and she asks if he's in love with her. He doesn't answer.
The DEA follow Guillermo through the tunnel where they run into Mexican authorities and fight over who gets who. Nancy and Esteban keep nuzzling and make plans for a trip.
The Mexican authorities keep one guy. Cesar calls, interrupting Esteban and Nancy as he gets the message "red licorice." Bad things.
Esteban takes the phone and gets the news.
Maria awkwardly sits on Doug's bed and Andy walks in. They manage a mundane conversation about food until Andy blurts out that he and Maria had sex - twice. (But in one evening, so it was just one event, he argues.) Maria says she seduced Andy. Andy says it won't happen again. Maria says she loves Andy.
Doug seems to take it calmly. Andy keeps saying it won't happen again and Maria says it will, many times.
Doug thinks it's awkward for her to stay there. He asks for a few minutes. Andy and Maria go in the hall. Doug calls INS.
Esteban and Nancy work the phones managing the situation. Esteban wonders if Celia was involved, then asks about Sanjay. She asks why they are looking at her people. He responds that his people don't talk. She asks if he will be looking into her. He asks if there is any reason he should be looking into her?
Cesar comes. They're already working on another tunnel. Esteban says they won't be able to see each other in the short term. As he's walking out he gives her the answer to last night's question: Yes.
Celia apologizes to Isabelle for judging her lifestyle. She asks to be forgiven. Isabelle rolls her eyes, takes what she can get and forgives her and then lets her apologize to Dean in private, which includes marrying him without ever being sexually attracted to him and starting a family with him. Dean tells her to she has another daughter who deserves a real apology. He tells her that her daugher Quinn (previously seen in the Pilot episode) is living in Mexico with a boyfriend named Rodolfo. He tells her to go visit her.
Esteban leads a press conference, presiding over his own confiscated drugs, standing next to Roy Till. In the car, Cesar tells him someone knows someone in the DEA. Esteban tells him to read the report carefully and then do what he has to do.
Shane presents his head cheese weed to the goth chicks, who are impressed.
Nancy meets with Roy again, who tells her she'll have to be fake arrested tomorrow. Sanjay is on a plane to safety and Guillermo is going away for a long time. She claims not to know who Guillermo's boss is. He warns her she might be at risk from people down south if she's lying.
Roy Till makes a call to his lover Phil. It goes unanswered but rings next to screams. Cesar is sanding Phil's skin off with a power tool. Cesar reads him the papers, asking who the informant is.
Phil says he doesn't know. Cesar starts on the other side of his face and Phil talks. "Nancy Botwin." Cesar shoots him.
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