The Witcher (2007 Video Game)
Jacek Kopczynski: Dandelion (Jaskier)
Quotes
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Zoltan Chivay : You hungry?
Geralt of Rivia : [drunk] A little.
Zoltan Chivay : We've bread, but we shouldn't eat plain bread.
Dandelion : Zoltan's right. We need some lard.
Zoltan Chivay : That mummy downstairs must have a full larder...
Geralt of Rivia : You're joking!
Dandelion : That mummy must have some lard, maybe pickles, too.
Geralt of Rivia : Shani?
Shani : Just don't get caught, Geralt. I'll pay for them tomorrow.
Geralt of Rivia : Wait a second. Why me?
Zoltan Chivay : Dwarves are no masters of stealth, Shani wouldn't sneak about and Dandelion, well, he'd mess up.
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Dandelion : [asking for Grandma's diary] Show me. I wonder what granny did when she was younger... bet she was a real player.
Geralt of Rivia : One track mind.
Shani : [reading the diary] Dandelion's right! Five lovers in the first few pages.
Carmen : Still water runs deep...
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Dandelion : Geralt, I was looking for you. I had no idea Nurse Natalia was such a wellspring of passion. You've ever seen her leaning over her patients? Those eyes!
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Dandelion : You've changed for the worse. Thanks for darkening my day.
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Dandelion : Then bold Foltest uttered these words: "Virtous Radovid..."
Geralt of Rivia : What the hell is that?
Dandelion : I'm trying to keep a faithful and accurate record of these events.
Geralt of Rivia : He said, "Stop deliberating, son, we need to put out the fire in this whorehouse".
Dandelion : Geralt, you have no sense of poetry. There's the truth of time and the truth of legend.
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Carmen : I have an idea: let's play a game.
Geralt of Rivia : [drunk] Hmm...
Shani : It's a brilliant idea!
Dandelion : I never turn down Carmen when she proposes a game.
Geralt of Rivia : What game?
Carmen : Truth or dare.
Dandelion : Oo... like sexual dares?
Carmen : Relax, Dandelion, no. Let's say you'd have to steal something from the old lady's cupboard downstairs.
Dandelion : All right, I'll start. Shani, remember when I walked in on you and Geralt in Oxenfurt...
Geralt of Rivia : Dandelion, don't go there...
Shani : Unfair. I can't anger the old lady. She'll throw me out!
Geralt of Rivia : Then you must tell the truth...
Dandelion : How did you and Geralt end up in such a compromising position?
Shani : Umm... professional curiosity. I was researching the influence of mutagens on a witcher's physical condition. I admit I found no defects. Speaking of which, you could use some exercise, Dandelion. It's good for your health.
Geralt of Rivia : Ahem...
Carmen : Sweetie, you clearly don't know Dandelion that well. They don't call him 'the tongue of the North' for no reason.
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Dandelion : How did you get here?
Geralt of Rivia : By teleport.
Dandelion : Triss teleported me too. It was amazing. I always wanted to see what it's like.
Geralt of Rivia : She did that for you? Must be having an off day.
Dandelion : So why did Triss teleport you here?
Geralt of Rivia : Let's say she saved me from the kiss of death.
Dandelion : Interesting, perhaps I'll use it in my new ballad. In any case, what a truly delightful place. Triss said we should stay here until Princess Adda stops dreaming of slitting your throat.
Geralt of Rivia : I'd have to agree... So, tell me about this place... in prose, if you don't mind.
Dandelion : It's a charming area, thoroughly magical in its mood. The peasants seem altogether happy, while the peasant women are... mmmmmmmmm...