I'll Take the High Life
- Episode aired Nov 5, 2000
[first lines]
Lord Ranloch: So I stayed up for five nights in a row in that freezing snow knowing that whoever was poaching would come back, and when he did he left a two-mile trail of footsteps in the snow and we were able to follow him all the way back to his house
[chuckles]
Lord Ranloch: where we banged on the door and you opened it.
[laughs]
Lord Ranloch: I'll never forget the look on your face.
[laughs]
Lord Ranloch: Oh, happy days, weren't they, Billy?
Billy Bolster: Oh very, Lord Ranloch. I was fined five hundred pounds, put on probation for two years, and made the laughing stock of Argyle. Ho ho, happy days.