- Lady Cartwright: Now, listen to me, Charlie, you Ham-Skulled Dunderbuttocks! My God-daughter Eustacia wishes to...
- [chloroformed unconscious]
- Ghost: [In the unbelievably cheap house] I DAAAAMN THEEE!
- Various Characters: So there he was, going down in flames, yelling "I don't want to die!"
- Various Characters: That is so random.
- Genealogist: So, as you can see from the Parish Records, your Great Aunt was a Whore...