- Lloyd: Hi, I'm Lloyd. Can I help you?
- Emma Leroy: Yes, I'm looking for a bed that won't turn my back into a pretzel.
- Lloyd: Wow - attractive, and a great sense of humor. How about this one? It's a deluxe Dual Slumber-matic with over 30 positions and a Soothe-a-pedic mattress. It's the Cadillac of beds.
- Emma Leroy: Unfortunately, I've got a hatchback for a husband.
- Lloyd: Well, he is lucky to have an exotic, European-looking model such as yourself.
- Emma Leroy: Do you think all this flirting and flattery works?
- Lloyd: Not with a smart, attractive woman like you.
- Emma Leroy: When can you deliver it?
- Brent Leroy: There's only one thing worse than Hank calling you a loser, and that's Hank being a loser.