Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (2007 Video Game)

Craig Fairbrass: Gaz

Quotes 

• Ghost : We're going deep and we're going hard.

  SAS : Surely, you can't be serious?

  Ghost : I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.

• Captain Price : [door starts to open slowly]  Gaz, can't you make it open faster?

  Gaz : Negative, sir. But you can try pulling if it'll make you feel better.

  Captain Price : Cheeky bastard...

• Gaz : [after knifing a watermelon in training]  Nice! Your fruit killing skills are remarkable.

• Gaz : Good news first, the world's in great shape. We've got a civil war in Russia, government loyalists against ultranationalists rebels, and 15,000 nukes at stake.

  Captain Price : Just another day at the office.

  Gaz : Khaled Al-Asad. Currently the second most powerful man in the middle east. Word on the street is he's got minerals to be top dog down there. Intel's keeping an eye on him.

  Captain Price : And the bad news?

  Gaz : We've got a new guy joining us today fresh out of selection. His name's Soap.

• [Capt. Price interrogates al-Asad after he is captured in Azerbaijan] 

  Captain Price : Why'd you do it? Where did you get the bomb?

  [He punches al-Asad, who responds in Arabic] 

  Captain Price : Who, then?

  [He continues to punch al-Asad, who continues to respond in Arabic] 

  Captain Price : Who? Give me a name! A name! I want his NAME!

  [a cell phone rings] 

  Gaz : Sir, it's his cell phone.

  [Gaz tosses the phone to Price, who listens to the voice on the other end of the phone. Price then drops the phone, draws his pistol and shoots al-Asad in the head] 

  Gaz : Who was that, sir?

  Captain Price : Zakhaev... Imran Zakhaev.

• Gaz : Rules of engagement, sir?

  Captain Price : Crew expendable.

• Gaz : [pulls out shotgun]  I like to keep this for close encounters.

• Command : Primary exfil point has been compromised. Proceed to secondary extraction south of bridge. Enemy presence... substantial.

  SSgt. Griggs : It's just TOO hot, man... but room temperature? Please. A beer should be ICE COLD.

  Captain Price : A lager maybe. Or a glass of water like you drink. But a pint of stout?

  SSgt. Griggs : I'm gonna have to school ya both when we get back stateside.

  Gaz : Yeah, well, either way we're stopping by London first. And I'm buying.

  SSgt. Griggs : At least the world didn't end. Hit it.

• Gaz : Useless wanker!

• Captain Price : Remember Beirut? You're with us.

  Sgt. Kamarov : I guess I owe you one.

  Gaz : Bloody right you do.

• Gaz : The sins of our fathers...

  SSgt. Griggs : Ain't it a bitch?

• Captain Price : The Loyalists are expecting us half a click to the north. Move out.

  Gaz : Loyalists, eh? Are those the good Russians or the bad Russians?

  Captain Price : Well, they won't shoot at us on sight, if that's what you're asking.

  Gaz : Yeah, well that's good enough for me, sir.

• Gaz : [after learning pickup can't come now]  Oh, he's gotta be taking the piss! We just busted our arses to get to this LZ and now they want us to go all the way back down?

• Gaz : Paulsen and both pilots are dead, Sir.

  Captain Price : Bugger.

• Captain Price : [entering field with hidden soldiers]  Gaz, you smell that?

  Gaz : Yeah, Kamarov.

• Gaz : [after Kamarov asks for more sniper help. Gaz grabs Kamarov and dangles him over the edge of the building]  Enough sniping! Where is the informant?

  [Kamarov shouts in Russian] 

  Gaz : Where is he?

  Sgt. Kamarov : The house! The house at the northeast end of the village!

  Gaz : Well, that wasn't so hard, was it? Now, go sit in a corner!

• Gaz : E.T.A. on the choppers is at least thirty minutes, sir.

  Captain Price : No good, we'll be corpses for ten minutes by then.