- Kate Cameron: I'm going to paint Dr Robertson.
- Angie McPhee: What colour?
- [Angie and Mrs Grogan laugh]
- Kate Cameron: I expect, Mrs Grogan, you want to know if I'm going to paint him in the nude.
- Mrs. Grogan: What!
- Kate Cameron: Of course I'm going to paint him in the nude. I never wear clothes when I paint.
- [first lines]
- Frank Robertson: What're you watching, Hector?
- Hector Robertson: Peak Practice.
- [turns TV off]
- Hector Robertson: Frank. Which d'you think is my best side?
- Frank Robertson: Well, you have so many sides, Hector, it would be hard to say.
- Hector Robertson: No, no, I'm talking facially here. Kate's going to paint my portrait. Ah, I think my left side has a touch of the classical.
- Frank Robertson: And your right side has a touch of the ketchup.
- Hector Robertson: He said he hated the place; he said he hated the people.
- Kate Cameron: I can't believe it! I thought he liked Invercorrie.
- Hector Robertson: He said he hated the pub.
- Kate Cameron: No! I thought he *loved* the pub.
- Hector Robertson: He said he hated living with me.
- Kate Cameron: No! I thought he *loved*... the pub.
- [last lines]
- Hector Robertson: Mrs. Grogan, I'm just going to see my lawyer about something.
- Mrs. Grogan: Oh, right you are, Doctor.
- [Hector leaves, and Frank rises from behind the counter]
- Frank Robertson: Thanks very much, Mrs. Grogan. Let him sweat it out for a few hours.