Corner Gas (TV Series)
Spin Cycle (2007)
Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows
Quotes
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Lacey Burrows : "Scantily clad"? What are you, 70?
Fitzy's Grandma : 74, but that's sweet of you to say.
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Lacey Burrows : So, no more spinning class for you?
Hank Yarbo : Nah, I gave it up. Felt like I wasn't going anywhere.
Lacey Burrows : How'd you get that job anyway?
Hank Yarbo : You know, everyone asks me that. Let me tell ya, it's quite the story.
[fade, stinger music plays, exterior shot of the Ruby, then immediately cutting back to Hank and Lacey]
Lacey Burrows : Wow, that is quite a story.
Hank Yarbo : And to think it all started with a tornado and a cat!
Davis Quinton : [entering] Hey, is this the story about how Hank became the spinning instructor?
Lacey Burrows : Yeah!
Karen Pelly : How did you get that job anyway?
Davis Quinton : You haven't heard this?
Karen Pelly : No.
Hank Yarbo : I was at home watching a TV show about a tornado and a cat, when they called me up and asked if I wanted to be a spinning instructor.
Karen Pelly : [unimpressed] Wow.
Hank Yarbo : Yeah! I mean, you can't make this stuff up!
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[Hank and Karen are sitting at the counter in the Ruby]
Lacey Burrows : What can I get you guys?
Hank Yarbo : Um, I'll have the tofu salad, but replace the tofu with chicken.
Lacey Burrows : So, the chicken salad?
Hank Yarbo : Oh, no, it's not as healthy.