Still Waiting... (2009 Video)

Rob Benedict: Calvin

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• Naomi : Oh, I'm sorry sir we don't allow pets in the restaurant.

  Blind Man : Oh, no, he's a guide dog. It's okay.

  Naomi : Are you deaf? We don't allow dogs.

  Blind Man : I don't think you understand. I can't see. He's my guide dog. He's allowed in.

  Naomi : Why would you go to a tit joint if you're blind? Answer that one, Stevie Wonder! You know something? If you had a cane, I'd beat you over the fucking head with it!

  Calvin : [Calvin walks up]  Hey, Naomi.

  Naomi : I would! What?

  Calvin : What the hell are you doing?

  Naomi : I'm helping.

  Calvin : Why don't yo go help over at Shenaniganz where you work?

  Blind Man : You're kidding me. She doesn't even work here?

  Naomi : Stay out of this.

  [Naomi whips the blind man the finger] 

  Calvin : [to the blind man]  Sorry about this. I'll have someone take care of you immediately.

  [to Naomi] 

  Calvin : You. Sweet tits, now get the hell out of here.

  Naomi : [Naomi walks away but she steps in dog poop]  Fuck! Goddamn cocksucker. No wonder they're blind.

• Calvin : You know, that's cute handwriting, it's all real ice it's just, nah, I'm sorry I just- I don't think you're a good fit for our establishment here.

  Naomi : These- these tits were chiseled by God.

  Calvin : I don't thin you have the right temperament.

  Naomi : You know what? Fuck you, Calvin.

  Calvin : Oh, okay.