Still Waiting... (2009 Video)
Alanna Ubach: Naomi
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Quotes
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Dennis : Hey, Naomi.
Naomi : You been crying like a little bitch in your office?
Dennis : Looks like this place is gonna fill up pretty soon. Hows it going up here?
Naomi : Boring as shit. I hate you.
Dennis : Maybe you got to work on your attitude, because I noticed lately you've been sort of a Negative Nancy.
Naomi : Well, I'm going to be a real Cunty McShitterman if you don't let me back on the floor!
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Naomi : Oh, I'm sorry sir we don't allow pets in the restaurant.
Blind Man : Oh, no, he's a guide dog. It's okay.
Naomi : Are you deaf? We don't allow dogs.
Blind Man : I don't think you understand. I can't see. He's my guide dog. He's allowed in.
Naomi : Why would you go to a tit joint if you're blind? Answer that one, Stevie Wonder! You know something? If you had a cane, I'd beat you over the fucking head with it!
Calvin : [Calvin walks up] Hey, Naomi.
Naomi : I would! What?
Calvin : What the hell are you doing?
Naomi : I'm helping.
Calvin : Why don't yo go help over at Shenaniganz where you work?
Blind Man : You're kidding me. She doesn't even work here?
Naomi : Stay out of this.
[Naomi whips the blind man the finger]
Calvin : [to the blind man] Sorry about this. I'll have someone take care of you immediately.
[to Naomi]
Calvin : You. Sweet tits, now get the hell out of here.
Naomi : [Naomi walks away but she steps in dog poop] Fuck! Goddamn cocksucker. No wonder they're blind.
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Calvin : You know, that's cute handwriting, it's all real ice it's just, nah, I'm sorry I just- I don't think you're a good fit for our establishment here.
Naomi : These- these tits were chiseled by God.
Calvin : I don't thin you have the right temperament.
Naomi : You know what? Fuck you, Calvin.
Calvin : Oh, okay.
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Naomi : I'm gonna wind up in the gutter again, sucking meth for dick.
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Naomi : What the fuck? What the fuck? Jesus Christ. That's your dick. This is my vagina.