- Frederick Hackett: I've lost my looks!
- Nurse Ethel Carr: You're a man. You shouldn't have looks.
- Frederick Hackett: They're important!
- Nurse Ethel Carr: Rubbish.
- Frederick Hackett: They are to me.
- Nurse Ethel Carr: Only shallow people think that.
- Frederick Hackett: Most people are shallow!