- Hannah Montana: [answers the phone] Hello. What would you like to give?
- Mikayla: I'd like to give you singing lessons. Just heard your new single... ouch.
- Hannah Montana: Well I just heard yours and I thought it was fantastic.
- Mikayla: Really?
- Hannah Montana: Yeah. My brother got ahold of some bad catfish so we played it for him to induce vomiting. It was like BAM! Insta-puke.
- Mikayla: Has been.
- Hannah Montana: Never was.
- Mikayla: Bottle blonde.
- Hannah Montana: Lipsyncher.
- Mikayla: Bra stuffer.
- Hannah Montana: [gasps in shock, and Hannah and Mikayla slam down the phone] I hate you.
- Mikayla: Like I care.
- Hannah Montana: [as Miley, talking to Jackson] My life is complicated enough, the last thing I need is more drama.
- [turns around to go into house]
- Jake Ryan: [stands up] Hey Miley.
- Hannah Montana: Helloooo, drama.
- Jake Ryan: Man, I mean, you don't want to be a couple and when I try to be friends, you almost wreck my movie. What am I going to do with you?
- Miley Stewart: I don't know...maybe we should just forget about eachother.
- Jake Ryan: Maybe we should!
- Miley Stewart: Fine!
- Jake Ryan: Fine!
- [walks out the door]
- Jake Ryan: [comes back in] Ok, this is not working for me.