Corner Gas (TV Series)

Cable Excess (2007)

Fred Ewanuick: Hank Yarbo

Quotes 

• Hank Yarbo : You think free laundry, chili cheese dogs, and taking time off is really going to help?

  Brent LeRoy : Au contraire. And I don't say that lightly. Or with a decent accent.

• Hank Yarbo : Hey Brent - I gotta confess something.

  Brent LeRoy : Do you really?

  Hank Yarbo : I egged the cable van.

  Brent LeRoy : What is it with you and egging things?

  Hank Yarbo : Why reinvent the wheel? But - you know, now I feel guilty. I found out he's not here to cut off my cable... I feel my heart pounding! I mean, he's gonna hear it! It's gonna be like one of them telltale hearts, you know, like in that Edgar Allen Poe story, uh - what's it called, um...

  Brent LeRoy : The Tell-Tale Heart?

  Hank Yarbo : No, I don't think so.

  Brent LeRoy : You're right, I just made that name up.

• [Hank, feeling guilty for egging the cable van, calls in to the public access show "Peggy's Pets" for some advice] 

  Peggy : We have another caller.

  Hank Yarbo : [over the phone]  Yeah, I got this friend who egged the cable van...

  Peggy : We only take questions about pets.

  Hank Yarbo : [phone]  I have this pet who egged the cable van...