Corner Gas (TV Series)
Cable Excess (2007)
Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard
Quotes
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Wanda Dollard : Ah, this is a tough call for me. Which side should I be on? I mean generally, I dislike cable companies, but specifically, I dislike Hank.
Lacey Burrows : It's better to be specific.
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Wanda Dollard : Strong decision, Brent. Gutsy. Oh, I don't mean, uh, guts, like 'you have a big gut'. I mean, I meant, uh, lotsa guts, but not like a big gut.
[pauses]
Wanda Dollard : Have you lost weight?
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[Emma, Wanda, and Lacey are discussing the kind of show they want to make]
Wanda Dollard : I've always kinda liked The View. We could do something like that.
Lacey Burrows : Mmm-hmm.
Wanda Dollard : We could call it, um...
Emma Leroy : "The View." That's a good name.
Lacey Burrows : Nah, nah. I think the people at The View might have something to say about that.
Wanda Dollard : [scoffs] Like I'm afraid of The View.
[cut to a lawyer in an office, there is an American flag on his desk]
U.S. Network Lawyer : [on the phone] I'll get on it right away.
U.S. Network Lawyer : [announcing] Linda, I have to sue some place called Sa-catch-a-jam. It's in Canada or Minnesota or something. Look it up and get them on the phone.
[cut back to the women at the Ruby, the phone rings]
Wanda Dollard : Just ignore that. We can come up with the title later.
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[the Cable Guy has given multiple people the advice to find an opinionated and gruff Don Cherry-like personality for their shows, leading everyone to try to get Oscar to team up with them]
Oscar Leroy : [opens door] What are you doing here?
Wanda Dollard : Don't tell Emma, but I've got a proposition for you.
Oscar Leroy : Hey, Emma and I sometimes fight but I take my marriage vows seriously!
Wanda Dollard : Not that! Oh God, not that. I wanted you to be on my show!
Oscar Leroy : Why would I be on your show? I can be on my own show.
Wanda Dollard : Because a good show needs a likeable person and a cranky one.
Oscar Leroy : And what are you going to be cranky about?
