Tom Watson: Billy Bolster

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Hector Robertson : Ah-ha, this will impress the patients, eh. Knowing their doctor's on the ball and ready to help them through the twentieth century.

  Mrs. Grogan : Twenty-first century.

  Hector Robertson : Whatever.

  Mrs. Grogan : Well, I must say, Doctor, I never thought I'd see the day when you bought a computer.

  Hector Robertson : I may not look like somebody, Mrs. Grogan, who is at the cutting edge of information technology, but I'll have you know that in the seventies I was the first person in Invercorrie to own a pocket calculator.

  Billy Bolster : Mind you, it was two months before he realized it needed batteries.

• Billy Bolster : So... Hector is waiting for Frank to ask if he can stay with him?

  Mrs. Grogan : Yes, it's reverse psychology.

  Billy Bolster : And Frank is waiting for Hector to invite him?

  Kate Cameron : Yes, it's perverse psychology.

  [sighs] 

  Kate Cameron : I'll sort them out.

  Mrs. Grogan : And what sort of psychology are you going to use?

  Kate Cameron : The oldest known to man.

  [lets down her hair] 

  Kate Cameron : Woman.