Open Season 2 (2008)

Joel McHale: Elliot

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Quotes 

• Elliot : It's me! Elliot.

  Fifi : Who is Elliot?

  Elliot : I am. And I'm here to rescue my lady, kick butt and take names? What's your name?

  [gets captured and is tied up] 

  Elliot : Wow. Did anybody see that coming?

  All : Yes.

  Roberto : Even Roger saw that coming.

  Roger : I did?

• Mr. Weenie : Where are the others?

  Elliot : Oh, they're rescuing Mr. Weenie and Buddy. Hey, Buddy.

• Elliot : Weenie. When did you get here?

  Mr. Weenie : Don't you see. Boog, McSquizzy, Giselle. They'll all be torn to pieces.

  Elliot : Torn to "pizzas"?

  Mr. Weenie : Pieces, you strudelkopf.

• Elliot : Isn't this great, Boog?

  Boog : What's great?

  Elliot : You know, not great that Weenie's been kidnapped, but great that we're living life on the edge. It's just like old times. Two guys, out on the road!

• Boog : Roberto, my main man. I appreciate the help out there.

  Roberto : Sure thing. And if you're ever in the city, come on by, We'll split a pizza pie. My treat.

  Elliot : From this day forward, domestics and wilds will live together as one.

• Elliot : If this is the end, I need to say something. Giselle, I really, really, really...

  Roger : Really?

  Fifi : Time's up!

  Charlene : Now you hold your little old horses, Fifi. I do believe this boy's got something on his mind.

  Rufus : Yeah, give the guy a sporting chance.

  Giselle : Oh, just forget it, Elliot. You've already made it clear how you feel.

  Fifi : I feel this has gone long enough.

  Elliot : Please let me finish!

  Fifi : Fine. You've got 60 seconds.

  Elliot : Are you serious? How about a minute?

  Roberto : Hey, you better hurry up.

  Elliot : Okay, okay. Giselle, before the wedding, my rack was huge.

  Giselle : What?

  Buddy : It's true.

  Elliot : Very huge. And it broke very bad. And without my huge rack, I felt like less of a buck. But as time went on...

  Fifi : Thirty seconds!

  Elliot : The point is, I'm a better buck with not a huge rack on my head... but with you, Giselle, on my head instead.

  McSquizzy : Oh, that's awful.

  Giselle : And how does this relate to our wedding and the fact that you left me stranded at the altar?

  Charlene : Left you at the altar?

  Rufus : You, sir, are a coward.

• Elliot : [to Fifi]  No, no. You are missing the point.

  Fifi : Oh, come on!

  Elliot : [to Giselle]  During our wedding, there was the incident with the other woman.

  Rufus : Another woman?

  [the others gasps] 

  Roberto : I can't even handle one.

  Rico : Speak for yourself, amigo.

  Elliot : No. No. Not that kind of other woman. The kind that grabbed Mr. Weenie.

  Charlene : You're disgusting. You make me sick.

  Rufus : That is a pig.

  Stanley : [to Roger]  This is getting good.

• Fifi : Fifteen seconds!

  Elliot : [grunts]  Will you, please?

  [to Giselle] 

  Elliot : Giselle, you are good. And me? Not always good. But with you, the me that is not good can be better. You make my not-good me almost not bad. And that's not almost good, it's almost great.

  [Fifi starts saying "Tick"] 

  Elliot : So, Giselle, you and me, not badder, but greater. Understand?

  [the others says "What?"] 

  Rufus : What is he talking about?

  Fifi : Tick, tick, tick!

  Elliot : Oh, forget it. Just push the button already!

  Fifi : Finally.

  McSquizzy : No!

  Giselle : Don't.

  Boog : [sliding down the water slide]  Cannonball!

  [grabs Elliot, Giselle, McSquizzy and Buddy] 

  Boog : Gotcha.

  Elliot : I love you, Boog.