My Boys (TV Series)

Dinner Party (2008)

Michael Bunin: Kenny Morittori

Quotes 

• Mike Callahan : Oh, please. Being debonair's not that hard. I'm this far from being Cary Grant all the time.

  Kenny Morittori : You literally have a pound of dip on your chin.

• P.J. Franklin : Oh, that reminds me, the dinner party is back on. Bobby, Brendan, you guys in?

  Brendan Dorff : Mmm, I think I'm busy.

  Bobby Newman : Me, too.

  P.J. Franklin : You guys aren't busy. You're just waiting to see if something better comes along. Come on, you guys. I'm just trying to shake things up here.

  Kenny Morittori : They don't wanna come, they don't wanna come.

  Mike Callahan : Yeah, PJ, there's no reason to badger them into coming to your dumb dinner party.

  P.J. Franklin : Smooth, you guys.

• Kenny Morittori : I'm like a Honda. Not too flashy but dependable. Mike's like an old convertible Mustang, you know? The girls think it's gonna be fun, but the truth is it's two tickets from a boot, it's missing hubcaps, smells like french fries. Used to be the cool car in the neighborhood; now it's the eyesore in the front yard. That's when they come back to the Honda.

• Mike Callahan : My girl's broken.

  Kenny Morittori : So whadda you want ME to do about it?

  Mike Callahan : Give me yours.

• Mike Callahan : Balls, dude. Brendan is here.

  Kenny Morittori : He's the Porsche to my Honda.