My Boys (TV Series)
Dinner Party (2008)
Jamie Kaler: Mike Callahan
Quotes
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[first lines]
P.J. Franklin : [voiceover] Friday night. All over the city, people are out on dates, but why would I want to do that when I can do this?
Mike Callahan : Yes! You're trapped, mouse!
P.J. Franklin : [voiceover] No, no. This feels good. We're almost thirty and we're playing a game that says "recommended age three to five." Yup, life is going according to plan.
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Mike Callahan : Oh, please. Being debonair's not that hard. I'm this far from being Cary Grant all the time.
Kenny Morittori : You literally have a pound of dip on your chin.
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P.J. Franklin : Oh, that reminds me, the dinner party is back on. Bobby, Brendan, you guys in?
Brendan Dorff : Mmm, I think I'm busy.
Bobby Newman : Me, too.
P.J. Franklin : You guys aren't busy. You're just waiting to see if something better comes along. Come on, you guys. I'm just trying to shake things up here.
Kenny Morittori : They don't wanna come, they don't wanna come.
Mike Callahan : Yeah, PJ, there's no reason to badger them into coming to your dumb dinner party.
P.J. Franklin : Smooth, you guys.
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Mike Callahan : My girl's broken.
Kenny Morittori : So whadda you want ME to do about it?
Mike Callahan : Give me yours.
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Mike Callahan : Balls, dude. Brendan is here.
Kenny Morittori : He's the Porsche to my Honda.
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Mike Callahan : PJ, you gotta help me. Put in a good word with Beth and Maggie.
P.J. Franklin : Margo?
Mike Callahan : Whatever. They think Kenny is the catch. Someone's gotta tell these blind idiots what is what.
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P.J. Franklin : Chris is gay.
Mike Callahan : What? No. I play basketball with him every weekend.
[Chris enters]
Mike Callahan : Dude, they think you're gay.
Chris : I am. Do you have a problem with that?
Mike Callahan : No. You're GAY? Does the rest of the team know?
Chris : Mike, it's a... gay league.