iCarly (TV Series)

iWant to Date Freddie (2007)

Jerry Trainor: Spencer Shay

Quotes 

• [Freddie seeks dating advice] 

  Spencer : Just be yourself. Talk about stuff *you* like.

  Freddie : And if I run out of things to say?

  Spencer : Then just stare into her eyes, and say nothing! That'll make you seem all cool and mysterious! She'll be like hypnotized!

  Freddie : Yeah, I don't really think that works. 'Cause I mean, if I don't say anything, won't she think I'm...

  [Spencer stares into his eyes] 

  Freddie : ... won't she think I'm... won't she just...

  Spencer : What doesn't really work?

• Spencer : [singing while cooking]  Well, I'm cooking/I'm cooking things/Cooking things for people to eat/I'm cooking/I'm cooking things/Things that people will chew.