"Day by Day" Merry Kristin (TV Episode 1988) - Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Eileen Swift

Eileen Swift : All this Christmas cheer doesn't do much to turn my crank!

Ross Harper : You're missing the whole point of the Christmas spirit, Eileen.

Kate Harper : Which is?

Ross Harper : The TV specials! Charlie Brown Christmas, Frosty the Snowman! And my favorite, A Very Very Knight Rider Christmas.

Brian Harper : We've done a fine job, Kate.
Kristin Carlson : Every year the Carlson clan celebrates a big traditional Danish Christmas. It's a chance to get in touch with our roots.

Eileen Swift : If I were you, I'd pay a little more attention to your roots.

Kate Harper : Eileen!

Kristin Carlson : Okay, she's just kidding. And I love seeing her smile!

Eileen Swift : You do?

Kristin Carlson : Absolutely! You get all these cute little lines around your eyes!

[Eileen slips on her sunglasses and picks up her coffee]

Eileen Swift : B-bye.
Kristin Carlson : Let's make a dent in that greased ham. Before it congeals.

Eileen Swift : Uh, I don't think so, Kristin. I have to... go call my cardiologist.
Eileen Swift : Merry Christmas to all!

Brian Harper : Well, aren't you in a festive mood?

Eileen Swift : Oh, it's amazing what a fat bonus check will do to you!
Eileen Swift : Merry Christmas, Kate!

Kate Harper : Merry Christmas, Eileen.

[they hug]

Eileen Swift : The stores are open late tonight. I'm a size four.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Eileen Swift