- Moses Hightower: [jumping into an open manhole] Geronimo!
- Laverne Hooks: What's a nice girl like me doing in a dive like this?
- [jumps]
- Laverne Hooks: Pocahontas!
- Commandant Eric Lassard: Faster, Mahoney, faster!
- Carey Mahoney: I'm fastering, Commandant, I'm fastering!
- Captain Thaddeus Harris: Well Mahoney, you get a confession yet?
- Carey Mahoney: Not yet, Captain. Mr. Glitch denies everything, but we'll prove he's the burglar.
- Larvelle Jones: We searched his car and it was clean.
- Commandant Eric Lassard: [stammering] Ah, y-you can hardly arrest a man for having a clean car...
- Zed McGlunk: You're up the creek without a fishing pole, bait-breath!
- Carl Sweetchuck: What my partner's trying to say is: you're under arrest.