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(TV Series)

(2020)

Jason Sudeikis: Ted Lasso

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Quotes 

  • Ted Lasso : Jamie, I think that you might be so sure that you're one in a million, that sometimes you forget that out there, you're just one of eleven.

  • Ted Lasso : Hey, look at Isaac. He looks like a Rodin sculpture in cleats.

    Coach Beard : Boots.

    Ted Lasso : Hmm?

    Coach Beard : They call cleats "boots".

    Ted Lasso : I thought you said the trunk of a car was a "boot".

    Coach Beard : Also a boot.

    Ted Lasso : Hold on, now. If I were to get fired from my job where I'm putting cleats in the trunk of my car...

    Coach Beard : You got the boot from puttin' boots in the boot.

    Ted Lasso : [laughs]  I love that.

  • Sam Obisanya : [Sam has just missed a block during practice]  Coach, I'm sorry.

    Ted Lasso : You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why?

    Sam Obisanya : No.

    Ted Lasso : Got a ten-second memory. Be a goldfish, Sam. Yeah?

    [Sam stares, confused] 

    Ted Lasso : Yeah, you got it. Go ahead.

  • Ted Lasso : Be a goldfish

  • Ted Lasso : You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. It has a 10-second memory. Be a goldfish.

  • Ted Lasso : Okay, I got one. What if I joined forces with a swashbuckling cat to play tiny guitars for women of the night as we read Alex Haley's most seminal work.

    Coach Beard : You'd be in cahoots with Puss in Boots playing lutes for prostitutes reading Roots.

  • Nathan Shelley : Hey, Nate.

    Nathan Shelley : Who? Me?

    Ted Lasso : Yeah, until we get another Nate here, I just need you to assume you're my default Nate.

  • Coach Beard : Boots. They call cleats boots.

    Ted Lasso : I thought you said that the trunk of a car was a boot.

    Coach Beard : Also a boot.

    Ted Lasso : Hold on now, if I were to get fired from my job where I'm putting cleats in the trunk of my car...

    Coach Beard : ...you got the boot from putting boots in the boot.

    Ted Lasso : I love that.

  • Ted Lasso : You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? Goldfish. You know why? Got a 10 second memory. Be a goldfih, Sam.

  • Ted Lasso : Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it? If you're comfortable while you're doing it, you're probably doing it wrong.

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