The Weekend (I) (2007)

Max Knopf: Donny

Quotes 

• Donny : [to older brother Nerd in front of Ilene]  You know, I know you two are just friends, but you put a little makeup on her, you might want to be a little more than friends. Know what I'm saying? She might even be out of your league. Get her before she realizes. Sucker punch style. You don't want to be a virgin forever, do you bro?

• Donny : What are you doing?

  Nerd : [scared]  Ugghh... Nothing.

  Donny : You're stealing alcohol. Are you going to a party? I'm telling Mom and Dad.

  Nerd : Donny, come on. Don't.

  Donny : I'm sorry. I don't think I have a choice in the matter.

  Nerd : Why do you always have to do this to me?

  Donny : Are you going to a party?

  Nerd : Yes, now leave me alone.

  Donny : Alright, I love parties!

  Nerd : You're not going...

  Donny : Then you're not going. MOM!

  Nerd : [lowly]  Alright, alright. Jesus, you're such a motherjumper!

  Donny : [smiles sinisterly]