- David Spade: You know what, I cry in my car like the rest of the planet, you know. That's what a normal person does after work.
- Jim Jefferies: Yeah, and the women, the women they cry in your trunk, I asume.
- David Spade: [audience claps] Jim... James...
- Bill Burr: He's not big enough... he's not big enough to put anyone in a trunk.
- [Jim Jefferies laughs]
- David Spade: I know, it's.. it's always hard to kidnap when you go 'Can you hop in there? I can't lift you.'
- Bill Burr: A little help will help.
- David Spade: A little help will help!
- Bill Burr: Swing the leg over.
- David Spade: A little kidnap help.
- Jim Jefferies: Are we going to get rid of every sketch that SNL has done that involves race? Like I remember John Belushi dressing as an asian man with a samurai sword, that was the whole sketch.
- David Spade: [laughs] That was the whole sketch!
- Jim Jefferies: Or maybe... or maybe we could have, what was it, Mike Myers used to play a Japanese host like this and if they got the question wrong they had to cut their hand off. And I remember nothing that you did wrong.
- David Spade: [laughs] Yeah. I was smart, mine got cut at rehearsal.